What's your favorite bathroom stall slogan?

Question

You just closed the door, got settled in and started doing your business. Lack of a newpaper forces you to read the walls.

My favorite: On the top back of a door in a men's room stall was a note that said, "Don't look upo here, the joke is in your hand".

What slogan did you find the funniest? Please let us know if it was in a male or female stall.

Answer 1

you can shake it you can slap it you can bang it on the wall but you have to put it in your pants for that last dam drop to fall.

Answer 2

nicely, there's a answer. Lock the door and flow slowly below to get out. Then no you may actually use your inner maximum stall. additionally upload such superb touches as some seashells and pot pourri. perhaps a tasteful photograph or 2 on the wall.

Answer 3

not over a stall, but a urinal:
Mary has a little lamb.
It's fleece was pink and blue.
While you stand here reading this
you're pissingon your shoe!

another that i recall was at a college.
there was an ongoing grafitti debate on a stall wall over the existance or non-existance of God, all done up in various handwriting, pencil, blue, red black ink, etc.
at the very end was the biggest comment of all - "whatever happened to good old-fashioned grafitti like F U!!!?"

Answer 4

There was one in London at a club in Soho which read, "For a real good time, ring this number". The tourists fell for it every time (especially the Yanks). It put You through to The Houses of Parliament. Makes You wonder, doesn't it

Answer 5

Seen at the Short North Tavern in Columbus, Ohio: "Flush twice, it's a long way to the kitchen!"

Answer 6

Aim here. The lad's loo (the ladies' was full and I scurried in with a male friend), on the door. Heh.

Answer 7

I once saw one that read "The surest way to injure someone is to give them love, and then take it away". Just below this in different writing read: "...or bust a cap in his @ss"

I always get a chuckle out of that.

Answer 8

"if you sprinkle when you tinkle
please be neat and wipe the seat!" is a favorite of mine....until I read Sweet Melissa!!! OMG

Answer 9

"Jane <3 Joe" (i forget what names were really written) then an arrow in another person's writing, "If you love him, have some class. don't write it here, you wipe your ***"

heh. i thought that was pretty classic.

Answer 10

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Please be neat and wipe the seat..