2007-07-18 03:05:36 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
duck !!!!!!
2007-07-23 19:41:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Throw the nuts back at the squirrel. Or take the nuts away from it. That'll teach it to be ungrateful!
2007-07-18 03:09:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First I'd go to my shed and grab my chainsaw. Then I'd pop my scary hockey mask on and frighten people in the nearby neighborhood. After that, I'd run home to where ever that squirrel was hiding, cut that tree right down and corner that squirrel against a wall. Then....
I'd sit down and ask him politely why he felt it was necessary to throw nuts at me.
2007-07-26 03:03:58 · answer #3 · answered by Mike J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious. That would be very funny to see. Squirrels rock!
However, if the squirrel kept it up, it wouldn't be very funny anymore. If he kept hurling them nuts, chatting loudly like squirrels tend to do, he'd make me look like a chump. I'd probably have to call him out on it.
"What's up, Squirrel?" I'd call to him. This would let him know that I wasn't scared of his thing.
If he kept goin', I'd kick it up a notch. Maybe I'd make fun of the size of his tail (squirrels hate that), or I'd diss his aim. "You couldn't hit the side of a barn, Squirrel!"
However, if he still kept goin', I'd definitely scoot away because that kind of squirrel's is just lookin' for trouble, and I don't need the hassle.
2007-07-20 05:41:47 · answer #4 · answered by Dutch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would run as fast as possible to the nearest phone booth and dial for SPCA.. Then I'll call my lawyer and write my will.. Then I'll get a shotgun/flamethrower/chainsaw and start shooting/cutting/burning the squirrels
2007-07-18 03:09:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Duck
2007-07-18 03:10:33 · answer #6 · answered by Judy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pick them up and throw them back at the squirrel! lmao!
2007-07-18 03:10:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw them back
2007-07-18 03:08:37 · answer #8 · answered by momofaboy15 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think I had gone nuts
2007-07-18 03:09:12 · answer #9 · answered by Gypsy Gal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a step back, because if I am close enough that he can hit me with his nuts, I am too close.
2007-07-18 03:22:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ll buy him some other brand of nuts
2007-07-25 21:19:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋