this is very funny:At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially interested when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
2007-07-18 00:57:09
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answered by ♪ ♫ AvA ♪ ♫ 5
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No Grey skies for me thanks.:0)
Never saw the sun shinin’ so bright
Never saw things goin’ so right
Noticing the days hurrying hurrying by
When you’re in love, my how they fly
Blue days, all of them gone
Nothin’ but blue skies from now on
Blue skies smilin’ at me
Nothin’ but blue skies do I see
Blue days, all of them gone
Nothin’ but blue skies from now on
2007-07-18 00:29:48
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answered by Michael N 6
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what makes the ocean have high and low tides?
What makes the world go round?
Why is the sky blue?
What makes rain?
2007-07-18 00:30:59
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answered by Anonymous
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When your baby gives you a beautiful smile first thing in the morning when you look into their cot!
It's Priceless!
2007-07-18 00:24:44
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answered by not2posh 5
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My granddaughter's smile can brighten up my worst days.
2007-07-18 00:29:05
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answered by abbyn 5
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Seeing you dressed as you are walk into my life.
2007-07-18 00:27:41
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answered by GRUMPY 7
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the sun
2007-07-18 00:23:11
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answered by hunniiuk 5
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nothing today, My best friend of 25 years is being buried today
2007-07-18 00:26:11
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answered by ? 3
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When the clouds go away.
2007-07-18 00:23:39
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answered by SLICK G. 5
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My boyfriend.
2007-07-18 03:28:46
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answered by Not my problem 6
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