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Ted can never stay up after his second fifth of Johnnie Black.

2007-07-17 17:29:19 · 17 answers · asked by RP McMurphy 4 in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

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I hope they let Teddy get some sleep. The last time he was up all night he ran his car off a bridge,and let someone drown while he ran his fat drunken carcass off to his hiding place until he sobered up.

2007-07-17 19:40:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

What? For Ted, that's like an appetizer.

He has important business to take care of in the day. When else do you think alcoholics have time to drink?

2007-07-17 17:32:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Iraq is a vital issue for all Americans. If the Senators are truly interested in keeping America safe since Iraq has become a promoter of jihadists and al-Quedas, all through one night is not enough for them to debate until they arrive at the answer. They should be spending more nights until they come to an agreement as to what is best to resolve the poroblem in Iraq! The Bushies has instigated so much chaos and mess, and the Senators should realize they have a responsibilty to the American Public to get an answer.

6 Years of mess created by Bush and his NeoCons can't be solved in one night. More nights should be expected from the Senators because they haven't in the past been competent in preventing the massive chaos and mess created in Iraq!

2007-07-17 17:42:56 · answer #3 · answered by United_Peace 5 · 2 4

He is enjoying free booze on the taxpayer. They will not have to embalm Him because his alcohol level must be higher than what He is drinking. Since he has nothing else to do it will not hurt to sit and guzzle all night. I think Reid is on uppers because he is sure acting strange. Guess Pelosi is feeding him the good stuff from the bay area.

2007-07-17 18:04:22 · answer #4 · answered by old codger 5 · 1 2

They probably proped him up with a few empty bottles of Irish Whiskey or his favorite, Vodka!
Good ol' KGB Ted:

Numerous uncovered documents suggest that Ted Kennedy was a "collaborationist" with the Soviets during our Cold War.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1240644/posts

2007-07-17 17:37:45 · answer #5 · answered by scarlettt_ohara 6 · 3 2

Throwing stones in your glass house again, are you?

Let's not forget that GWB had a coke problem at Yale, went to the Island of Tortola in the British Virgin Islands for his pot binges and not to mention his drinking problem that he acquired in Andover. Sorry, my mistake... he only found a way to make fake ID's in Andover. He acquired his drinking problem in Yale.

At least Ted is related to JFK, only the greatest president this country ever had...and a DEMOCRAT

2007-07-17 17:36:55 · answer #6 · answered by sixfingeredman 3 · 3 3

One of the cores of conservatism is when you cannot win with the issues you have to attack before someone can present evidence and proof guilt and weaken the father figure that knows best image.

2007-07-17 17:34:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Heck, hes soo well preserved by all the booze, he probably just stays in place and mumbles occasionally and no one will know the difference.

2007-07-17 17:33:34 · answer #8 · answered by jennifer g 4 · 3 2

I think he must have skipped the booze tonight, hell he even thought they were debating the Vietnam war.

2007-07-17 18:31:44 · answer #9 · answered by Bill 3 · 0 2

they think they are kidding the American Voter in an election year. Its a pointless political gesture.

2007-07-17 17:35:33 · answer #10 · answered by smsmith500 7 · 2 2

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