2007-07-17 16:39:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Mathematics
You sit down, you open your beer, after taking your first sip. You let out a sigh "What a day" You lift your hand for another scull, & you let out a reaking pain. You complain about your back & ask your wife to give you a back rub.
If all fails you ask for a back rub & in exchange you say you will give her a foot rub. You dont even have to move, you just get her to sit behind you & ask her to bring her feet foward. Masaging with the least amount of effort.
Do all this while watching Tv.
Score! Cheers
2007-07-17 16:46:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just keep it up pal! It was no time at all after my husband started pulling that crap that I found the guy next door loved to rub my back. And you know what. He was better at it than Ralph. He wasn't as good looking as Ralph, but it didn't matter. He had the hands of a God.
2007-07-17 23:51:58 · answer #2 · answered by Kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, such an abstruse question. I suggest promising her one if she gives you one; when it's your turn however, jump out of the window and try to land on harry potter's broom and laugh at her as she looks out the window with a consternated look.
2007-07-17 23:55:08 · answer #3 · answered by Jpressure 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A) This is not a math question.
B) Love and relationships are about reciprocation. So stop being so selfish/lazy. I'm sure she'd love one. And because she loves you, she'd probably be glad to return the favour.
2007-07-17 23:41:38 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Geologist 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Just tell her how your feel and start doing things for her without expecting anything in return. She will get the picture.
2007-07-17 23:41:58 · answer #5 · answered by Shon 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
after she gave you a back rub act like you felt as sleep
2007-07-17 23:41:59 · answer #6 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
tell her you'll help her fulfull the math requirements she needs to get her Massage Therapy Certificate as long as she practices on you.
2007-07-17 23:50:40 · answer #7 · answered by 7_7_7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy her diamonds, get her drunk, give her cash, tell her she can go out with her friends
2007-07-17 23:42:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Try drugs
2007-07-17 23:45:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
say owwwww my back is killing me.. i need a back rub.. lol
2007-07-17 23:41:00 · answer #10 · answered by john s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋