Can somebody make me laugh.???
2007-07-17 16:00:56 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you are a volunteer firefighter from Oklahoma.
HeII I am a redneck
2007-07-17 16:10:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
What are some things you will never hear a country boy say?
30. Oh I just couldn't - she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling's fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and yogurt instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn about who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the C: drive.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's
8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate.
6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. You All.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
And the #1 thing you never hear a Southern Boy say:
1. Nope, no more Jack Daniels for me. I'm driving.
2007-07-17 16:07:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
If you can't realize that you're being made fun of when someone makes several you might be a redneck jokes, you might be a redneck.
And what's so redneck about using paper towels when you run out of toilet paper? I would think it's more redneck to use nothing at all there smelly drawers.
2007-07-17 16:03:41 · answer #3 · answered by neve_freak2001 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
You might be a redneck if your cousin just bought a new house, and he needs help taking the wheels off it.. Ha Ha..
2007-07-17 16:05:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
your local funeral parlor has a neon sign in the window.
(Here's one I really did years ago) You might be a redneck if you wash your entire car at the gas station with the squeegy.
2007-07-17 16:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
You might b a redneck if you answer questions on Yahoo answers.
2007-07-17 16:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
You might be a red neck,
if you are walking with your
kids to school, because your
in the same class.
2007-07-17 16:12:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You might be a redneck if you have a yellow back all the way up your streak.
2007-07-17 16:04:20 · answer #8 · answered by Jade 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
If your brother won a million dollars from the lottery, and he buys a new house and you have to help him remove the wheels.
2007-07-17 16:05:23 · answer #9 · answered by USAman 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side!
You see a sign that says, "Say No To Crack!" and it reminds you to pull up your jeans!
2007-07-17 16:11:15 · answer #10 · answered by Jennifer 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋