Hiliary, Mitt Romney,Obama, or Rudy?

Question

Which one would you vote for or do you dislike them all?

Answer 1

I dislike Hilliary and I don't care about making history with her being in the first female pres in the white house! She's too corp rate for my taste. Mitt I am still out on the Jury with him; not enough in fro yet to make up my mind about him! Rudy, whatever, (sexist pig slim) and OBama well, even my Afro-Americans friends are out on the Jury with him! So I just don't know!

Answer 2

What changes do you think Romney will make if he gets elected?

10. Replace office of vice president with offices of First Counselor and Second Counselor

9. Reduce current size of Cabinet from fifteen to twelve to match the number of oxen supporting Mormon temple baptism fonts.

8. Call the Three Nephites to assume the Office of Homeland Security.

7. Disconnect the "Red Phone" from the link to Moscow to a link to Salt Lake City's Church Administration Building.

6. Order all military personnel to wear Mormon temple garments for protection from bullets, fire, knife wounds, weapons of mass destruction and sexually transmitted disease.

5. Suggest to Gordon Hinckley that he call Hillary Clinton as first non-Mormon General Relief Society President in order to get more Democrat votes for his second term.

4. Call Boyd K Packer to head up the Federal Bureau of Investigation into any and everything of a personal nature to young men.

3. Rename the Department of the Interior to the Department of the Inferior and call his wife Ann as the director.

2. Begin each cabinet meeting with gang-like handshakes, tokens, signs and penalties and conclude the meeting with the "True Circle Jerk Order of Prayer."

1. Make Re-formed Egytian the official language of The United Nations.

The Mormons believe we all lived in Heaven with Heavenly Father, several Heavenly Mothers, and 20 Billion Heavenly Siblings before we were born here on Earth. Then there was a war. The good guys won and were born White. The bad guys lost and became demons. Those who were neutral or did not fight bravely were born with non-white skin. The bravest of the brave were born to Mormon families.

We all know that Romney must have been a "Valliant Warrior" in the "War in Heaven" during the "Pre-Existence". How else could he have been born "White and Delightsome" to an LDS family here on Earth? Heck, he was probably one of the Commanding Generals . Now , America needs a President with valuable military experience like that to get us through our war in Iraq. Could you please ask "The One and Only True Prophet", Gordon Hinkley, to please release those valuable records to the public? We need to know what battles he fought in. How many medals he won. How many of the "Less Valliant Soldiers" he recommended being born with black skin when they got their chance to be born on Earth. Was Al Sharpton one of THEM ? How about Jesse Jackson? Mormons, this is your chance to show the world the light of the everlasting gospel. Dont miss out. We have General Romney running for president of the USA and we need you badly right now!

Answer 3

Hiliary. Bill for First Man!

Answer 4

I'm for Al Gore and Rudy Giuliani.

Answer 5

Right now I am leaning more towards Rudy, but there is still time! You don't know how things are going to go!

Answer 6

I haven't made up my mind about Rudy yet but the others are a scary bunch if you ask me.

Answer 7

I am " all " Bent For Election Now, Really.......
And I will Vote for Hillary, Hands down!!

Answer 8

None of the above. I'm waiting for Fred Thompson to announce he will run.

Answer 9

None are my favorite, but I'd go for any of them EXCEPT Romney!

Answer 10

Hilary