Bert is rad.
Don't diss Bert.
Or freaking else.
2007-07-17 14:14:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television ➔ Comedy
bert is an icon UHVRYWHERE he goes. have u SEEN his tattoos? (wonder who marlene is...) and forget them, there IS no ernie, there IS no big bird, there IS no little homosexual elmo. it's bert. and he, as i said is an icon. i mean, who HASN'T he "affected"? hmm? sesame street may be where he lives, but it ain't where he LIVES. (it ain't where he sleeps either.) well anyway, bert is a motha effin bad-booty.
2007-07-17 14:35:12 · answer #1 · answered by nahgurl:D 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well, in the beginning, Bert was a spokesperson for sesame seed bagels. Bert loved sesame seeds so so much that when he was little he decided that he wanted to work with them for the rest of forever. however, when Bert was fired from his job as a spokesperson for the buns (rumor has it that he was getting too friendly with the other female employees) he was so sad, and that is when his friend Ernie invited him to come meet the producer of sesame street. well, Bert loved the show and the show loved him so there you go. love at first.....whatever
2007-07-17 14:58:02 · answer #2 · answered by Lina 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because Bert like the rest of them have been there for like ever and ever, I use to watch sesame street when i was a kid! There have been many a day when i wish i was still or i wish i was a kid again! I miss all them shows like that!
2007-07-17 14:23:58 · answer #3 · answered by sexyandsassy_1 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sesame Street wouldn't be the same without Bert there to remind us that pigeons and linoleum are just as important as the fun things in life.
2007-07-17 18:21:40 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Instantkarma♥♫ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Both Bert and Ernie are icons they been with the show as long as Kermit !! Bert has always been my favourite Muppet !! He has facial expression even though his face doesn't move !! When he turns his head and looks at you it's hilarious you just know what he's thinking!!
2007-07-17 14:36:58 · answer #5 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because Bert is AWESOME! :) Go Bert! I like Cookie Monster, Elmo, and Big Bird, too, though. Oh, and Ernie.
2007-07-17 14:17:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bert was one of the first creations that Jim Henson did. Kermit the Frog was his first and is the most famous.
2007-07-17 15:56:24 · answer #7 · answered by toughnottobeacynic 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Here in America, the answer is simple: Bert (like Ernie), is Mexican. He is suppose to be our way of saying that America supports and got luv for Latinos. Same for Big Bird being reprsented as our way of saying America got luv for drag queens!!! Go figure...ehh?
2007-07-17 14:43:08 · answer #8 · answered by arcangelus272 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Because after more than 20 years living together with Ernie he has never ever come up talking about girls!
2007-07-17 14:30:54 · answer #9 · answered by Díscolo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because he is wicked sweet that is why do you really need to ask?
2007-07-20 11:21:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋