do you think you can make me laugh??

Question

or even smile right now?

Answer 1

Have you seen yesterday's blog with the Teen Age Rocker cross dressing? Go laugh at this mom's latest nightmare!

Answer 2

A man has six children and he is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife 'Mother of Six' in spite of her objections.

One night they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home, and he wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, 'hey, shall we go home, Mother of Six?

His wife irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion, shouts back, 'anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!'

Answer 3

I is not know
How I'm is gonna know if you're is smiling or is laughing?

Answer 4

Someone's hacking Judas Rabbi's account to try to get him removed from Yahoo! Answers because the hacker is JEALOUSSSS

Answer 5

My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP..."Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE..."What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR..."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT..."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

My mother taught me about GENETICS..."You are just like your father!"

My mother taught me about my ROOTS..."Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE..."When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION..."Just wait until your father gets home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING..."You are going to get it when we get home."

And, my all-time favorite - JUSTICE..."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU -- then you'll see what it's like!"

Answer 6

Yeah! I bet I could! Wait....what were we talking about!? Oh yeah! Hey! How are you!? How is your dog....wait do I know you? Do u even have a dog!?

Answer 7

Why did the blond cry when she got her drivers liscence?
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Because she got an F in sex

Answer 8

"What is the difference between a golf ball and a G-Spot? A man will spend a half-hour looking for a golf ball."

Answer 9

i sure hope someone can make you smile or laugh.

Answer 10

no absoulutley not nooooooooo ps i like ponies k kool