2007-07-17 06:06:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Her divorce was final, as of last week, so we celebrated with a bottle (or two of champagne) and...one thing led to another...and... It was just a fling for both of us.
2007-07-17 06:13:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
I ran out of milk and I'm up at 6 in the morning, the milkman doesn't come until 8 so I let nanny stay the night.
2007-07-17 19:25:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I promise that will be the last time I drink. The goat took advantage of me.
2007-07-17 13:22:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Protection. That dang goat's better than a Rottweiler. He's fierce.
2007-07-17 13:11:12 · answer #4 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too many Buds!
Why buy the sheep when you can have the goat for free?!
2007-07-17 13:10:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, see, I live rural and the neighbor's goat was so cold last night...
I felt so sorry for him and he was much better company than my present husband...
2007-07-17 18:44:13 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That ain,t a goat that,s ma sister
2007-07-17 13:09:26 · answer #7 · answered by havanadig 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
because I'm a goatherder and when a goatherder insults the godfather it doesn't make sense for the godfather to leave a horse in his bed does it????
2007-07-17 13:09:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a stuffed toy, one of my sons left it behind when we were playing last night, and I was too tired to notice it when I put him to bed.
2007-07-17 13:09:03 · answer #9 · answered by Icewomanblockstheshot 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It was eating some goat feed under my pillow.
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2007-07-17 13:11:01 · answer #10 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋