2007-07-17 05:51:36 · 10 answers · asked by realchurchhistorian 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
thou shall not buy ipod accessories
2007-07-17 05:53:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
1. Thou shall not worship God in any public places and inside government buildings.
2. Thou shall make American Idols.
3. Thou shall not misuse the name of God by not using the name at all.
4. Thou shall keep the Sabbath just like any other working day. It is not a holiday, go back to work.
5. Father and Mother, honour your kids.
6. Thou shall not kill fellow Americans. Rather thou shall send more American troops to Iraq.
7. Adultery is OK. See desperate housewives.
8. Thou shall not steal. This commandment may not apply to government officials.
9. Thou shall not lie without your lawyer.
10. Coveting is OK too. Go to Macy's or CircuitCity.
2007-07-17 06:08:31 · answer #2 · answered by Curious mind 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
1. Worship self.
2. Make images to distract yourself.
3. Mock anything that threatens self image.
4. If you take a day off work, reward yourself.
5. Honor self, rebel from moral authority.
6. Only kill the innocent (unborn)
7. Have sex in whatever way that pleases yourself.
8. Rationalize theft from the wealthy.
9. Keep telling yourself rational lies.
10. Never stop working for more stuff.
2007-07-17 06:37:42 · answer #3 · answered by wassupmang 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
God would never change them
The liberals and PC crowd would love to write their own 10:
1.Obey and quote only what you are told to.
2.Homosexuality (and any other approved group) shall not be called a sin.
3.Thou shall not be a christian (any other religion is probably OK).
4.Don't eat any meat or plant that might hurt or kill something.
5.Support big intrusive government.
6.Be tolerant except towards conservatives.
7.Me first.
8.It takes a village.
9.Morals are not set in stone.
10.A lie is not necessarily wrong.
2007-07-17 06:40:40 · answer #4 · answered by robert p 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
1. Screw thy neighbor
2. Covet thy dollar
3. Always put yourself before others
4. Sign up for more easy credit, it's the american way.
5. Keep working to obtain material possessions so people will like you.
6. If you do something and don't get caught, then it's not illegal. Just like people on capitol hill.
7. Always be rude and never say "your welcome", thankyou, or wait your turn like everybody else.
8. Always lie, the truth never got anyone anywhere.
9. Marry someone, divorce them, then take em for everything they got. It really pays.
10. Screw thy neighbor again.
2007-07-17 07:01:05 · answer #5 · answered by Jon 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do lie, steal, and cheat cause it the only way to protect yourself from the psychos of this culture which happens to be men most of the time.
2007-07-17 05:59:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Track down all terrorists and build more nuclear defence radar.
2007-07-17 05:56:49 · answer #7 · answered by Celestine N 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
the same. they all make sense.
dont steal
dont lie
dont cheat
etc...
just because people dont listen to them doesnt mean they would change.
2007-07-17 05:54:36 · answer #8 · answered by Athletic.Chick.29 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Greed is good, do unto others before they do unto you.
2007-07-17 06:08:06 · answer #9 · answered by Ray T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In god we trust, its money we want.
2007-07-17 05:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by Pacifica 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋