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as an Englishman who is currently in the USA on business i feel i must ask this.
Wherever i go i have Americans ladies throwing themselves at me.
Apparently the American men are a bit of a let down in the sack.

2007-07-17 04:37:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

21 answers

Royal Orleans, Sid...Royal Orleans.

2007-07-17 06:39:19 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Contrary to popular belief and I know,having had three wives(one at a time!)

WOMEN ARE VERY CLEVER whatever creed,colour or race.

Generally American men are a bit slow on the uptake brainwise, whereas Brits are a bit sharper.It's simply down to a meeting of the minds. They respect our brainpower.

We might be a bit better in the sack but thats down to watching Jim Bond films , Goldthingy, Dr. Yes Yes Yes
Thunderballs,,,
Viagras are for ever

Whereas the Americans have only ever seen... You Only Hump Twice

Enjoy you lucky barsteward

Good Lcuk(sic)

.

2007-07-18 12:33:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Perhaps it's because they are in your DREAMS?

and i must ask, what is your business? I don't know many businesses that pay their employees to spend all day on the internet asking pointless, and idiotic, questions. Are you a self employed, GCSE lacking sort of buisiness man who doesn't actually have a job? (or any women at all, let alone american ones).

2007-07-17 05:27:02 · answer #3 · answered by Kit Fang 7 · 1 0

properly i'm a woman and function an ecu accessory (i became born in Germany) and that i've got a superb kind of guys that are clinged directly to me because of the fact they say they love my accessory and that i'm sensible. So yeah, females could somewhat like your accessory!

2016-12-10 14:44:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dont worry the novelty will wear off when they realise you dont have a brain and your not that ghastly man in four weddings ,tommy rot.live by the sack die by the sack .you must be a stud.

2007-07-17 06:28:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's the same the world over , once a women has been with an English man she'll never go back to average .

2007-07-17 05:35:59 · answer #6 · answered by the.rikstir 3 · 0 0

As an American, I found out how to make mine 12 inches long by folding it in half.

2007-07-17 05:01:24 · answer #7 · answered by Darth Vader 6 · 2 0

No they just like your wimpy accent. That's all. Most women think they want a sensitive guy! American men are like Real Men so women usually only marry them for protection and stuff. They only go with you to experiment with the lesbian tendencies they have... Englishmen are the closest thing to being with another women than actually being with another women. Sorry DUDE!!

2007-07-17 04:43:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Those drunken American girls are throwing themselves at you so that they shouldn't smash their ugly faces on the sidewalk

2007-07-20 12:30:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's the accent. American women love the accent. It has nothing to do with your sack.

2007-07-17 04:42:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

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