Everytime you hear it, no matter how many times, it still makes you crack up or either feel sad..etc.
2007-07-17 04:33:37 · 50 answers · asked by SummerLuhver 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
"Your mom goes to college"
-Kip (Napoleon Dynamite)
2007-07-17 04:37:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The irony of this one gets me, no matter how many times I hear it:
"Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?"
(Obi-Wan Kenobi to Anakin Skywalker)
"I have a bad feeling about this." Cracks me up every time.
"No, I am your father!" Often misquoted (there is no "Luke" at the beginning), but iconic.
And the top pick? A brief series of dialogue that makes me weep, no matter how familiar.
Anakin: "Now...go, my son. Leave me..."
Luke: "No. You're coming with me. I can't leave you here. I've got to save you."
Anakin: "You already have, Luke. You were right about me. Tell your sister...you were right..."
2007-07-17 05:53:22 · answer #2 · answered by Dark Knight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm all hopped up on Mountain Dew, I'm going to jump on your like a spider monkey old man!
Talledagga Nights (sp?)
But to work here you have to ask yourself just one question...How do you feel about male frontal nudity?
Waiting
Quite frankly dear, I do not give a damn
Gone with the Wind
Do I want to be crunched?
Never Been Kissed
You can f**k my wife, but you CANNOT watch my TV!!!
Heat
So many more...
2007-07-17 05:04:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Erm there are loads.... but I love the way Boromir says "They have a Cave Troll" in the first LOTR film. It always cracks me up for some bizarre reason.
2007-07-17 04:37:27 · answer #4 · answered by Bog woppit. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love, adn then you catch the early flight home from, San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out your bathroom blindfolded like a god damn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend.
2007-07-17 04:38:05 · answer #5 · answered by JE 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Be the ball Danny. Anything from Caddy Shack rocks.
2007-07-17 04:41:28 · answer #6 · answered by jellybean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yippe Ki Ya Mother f*cker!
2007-07-17 04:40:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lloyd: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance.
2007-07-17 04:47:33 · answer #8 · answered by Mike T 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Anything from Monty Python
2007-07-17 04:36:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"i wipe my own aaaaaaaaaaaaass!!!" from big daddy....that film isn't actually that gd, but that lil boy is sooooo cute and that chokes me up everytime when he says that!! i just realised that if u havent seen that film I look a bit sick to pick that line, but its a kind of running theme...v. sad if u get what i mean!!
2007-07-17 04:38:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud... I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.
2007-07-17 04:46:27 · answer #11 · answered by jarynth3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋