My pet goldfish Lou, his wife, and their triplets went to the
Bahamas, to meet Lou's cousin, who lives there in a nice beachfront, in the living room aquarium.
They went by sea, because they could not get their passport, and it's possible to travel by sea only with birth certificates.
Priscilla Piranha, (Lou dated her, and them dumped for his wife, and she tried to spoil their honeymoon in Switzerland, and then kidnapped the triplets, was caught by the police but forgiven by Lou afterwards) hijacked the boat! She says that she will give it back only after her demands are met. She wants to keep the triplets! She is very dangerous.
2007-07-17 04:06:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The last time the boat was seen heeding towards Cuba, the coast guard reported fifteen minutes ago.
2007-07-17 04:06:51 · update #1
Hang up fliers with his picture on it. Don't forget to offer a reward for his safe return.
2007-07-17 04:09:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blockade Cuba. It helped keeping Soviet missiles out in 1962. I'm sure it will help save the triplets. She needs counseling more than she needs jail time, but she should definitely be taken away from society for a little while.
I don't think you really need to worry. Lou is a war hero. He knows how to handle an emergency.
2007-07-17 04:12:51 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds pretty rough. Cuba ain't so bad though, I've been there and it has great scuba diving around cable beach. They have a better health plan there and if Lou and his wife have more children she is entitled to 52 weeks maternity leave. I'd say give in to her demands and try to reason with her after wards. Let's get everyone home where cooler heads will prevail.
2007-07-17 04:14:39 · answer #3 · answered by ROBERT C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Priscilla is the jilted lover, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I say meet her demands, you need to get Lou back at all costs.
2007-07-17 04:10:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All Points Bulletin!!!!!
Missing Fish***Was last seen swimming off the shores of Cuba!!!
2007-07-17 04:09:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
All I need is a name and address and you will have your fish back within 2 days. My fee is 10 points
2007-07-17 04:10:41 · answer #6 · answered by Glen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol how do people have time to come up with this stuff. I love it that you do.
as for Lou. we'll mount a posse and head to Cuba and save them all. then it's whiskey for my boys and beer for my horses.
Here's your star.
Hugs Kuka
2007-07-17 04:10:44 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
find priscilla and get rid of her call the police uv been fish napped
2007-07-17 04:10:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just wait patiently, human. let the law handle it, priscilla will be dealt with, rest assured. for the meantime, just stay here and keep us company :-)
2007-07-17 04:10:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goldfish cannot live in seawater. They need fresh water. LOL
2007-07-17 04:17:43 · answer #10 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋