2007-07-17 02:38:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Asia Pacific ➔ Malaysia
becuz ur god doesnt believe in my religion
2007-07-17 22:10:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think your god needs a medical check up.
2007-07-17 09:41:03 · answer #2 · answered by wigginsray 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Apparently he's somewhat delusionary. He believes he's in charge (when everyone knows that Bush is the IC man). He issues unachievable edicts such as abstention from alcohol, and then (allegedly) contrives the circumstances which drive people to drink.
He has all-consuming apprehensions about a guy with horns and a tail trying to usurp his authority. He talks about "love" and then in the next breath threatens vile retribution for anyone who gainsays him.
I prophesy a diagnosis of schizophrenic paranoia.
2007-07-17 23:39:13 · answer #3 · answered by Michael F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, your God has been kind to you cos he decided to take over your illnesses (hahaha)... hence he lended up having to go for medical check up to make sure things are ok.
2007-07-17 21:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by aUDREy TTT 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because your 'god' isn't a god after all. He's just a human being, just like you & me and he needs a medical because you keep pestering him, so go easy on him.
2007-07-17 16:56:23 · answer #5 · answered by Naruto 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause he's a fake. God don't go to medical c-up.
2007-07-17 20:43:44 · answer #6 · answered by miss5miles 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this suppose to be a joke?? Coz if its true..then, i think you are the one who really needs the medical check up..see if there something wrong in your head!
Lol..building that ridiculous teapot, why didnt you build a giant cup as well?
May God forgive all of your sins! Amin..
2007-07-17 13:31:13 · answer #7 · answered by MissChievous 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
And.......who is your god?
An annual medical check up is good.
2007-07-17 10:24:07 · answer #8 · answered by winterlotus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because of the headache you've been giving him by building teapots for millions of dollars. U are a real nut.
2007-07-17 11:53:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think your god exist. Unless you're talkin bout a person, then I pity you.
2007-07-17 10:58:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋