Concerned about her relationship, a woman aproaches her doctor and says, Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not Is there anything you can do to help me? The doctor says, Medicaly, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snaping.
The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to progres - her hubby slips it in and just then she snaps the elastic band. The hubby shouts, "What the hell was that? The wife explains, Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping. The husband cries out, Well snap it again its got my balls!
2007-07-17 00:21:08 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh there you go again i will have to start putting a port -a - pottie next to me when i read your jokes..Hope you dont mind I added you to my contacts just so I could get a good joke on my bad days.Thanks alot for the laugh
2007-07-18 02:15:43 · answer #1 · answered by ღOMGღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wicked whore trying to pull one over on Mr. Inocent. hahahahahahaha
2007-07-17 00:25:16 · answer #2 · answered by Musicman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol very funny hehehehe xxx thnx for the laugh xx
2007-07-17 05:12:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
star for you!
My laughter woke my kids. Now I must go cook breakfast!
2007-07-17 00:26:22 · answer #4 · answered by Indianamom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSAO Is that another name for a red snapper.?
2007-07-17 00:28:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not trying to sound stupid but I don't think I get it...?
I still think it is a good joke though! =)
2007-07-17 00:26:46 · answer #6 · answered by Sunshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i got a good laugh outta that
2007-07-17 00:25:36 · answer #7 · answered by Nevermind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that was a good one, not had a good laugh in a while x
2007-07-17 00:24:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny loved it .x
2007-07-17 00:29:34 · answer #9 · answered by sarah 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, how cute, or not cute if you are a man and have your balls in the band......LOL
2007-07-17 00:26:37 · answer #10 · answered by kaliroadrager 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋