as an Englishman who is currently in the USA on business i feel i must ask this.
All American woman seem to throw themselves at me and claim that American men cannot satisfy their needs.
All American men want to be like me hard,good looking and i can drink 16 pints of Strongbow without spewing.( Most American men can just about handle a pint of shandy)
So if any English blokes want to have a good time and be worshipped-go to the USA.
2007-07-16 23:57:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
HAGGIS-how are you?
No im a big boy, i never spill any.haha
2007-07-17 00:45:46 · update #1
I think that one definition of a fanatic is an individual who continues on a course of action even when it is proven to be false.
Sid...those are not women...they just *look* like women. You have failed to learn the lesson of "Royal Orleans." One would think that a Brit music buff like you would pay attention to your elders.
2007-07-17 06:29:16 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women (young ones) like English men because of the size of their package. You have what is known as a Training dick. So girl can warm up before a better hung American man does the job proper. Of course, once they're broken in enough so that they have no more use for your little TD, you will be left alone in the bar with your pints of cider. You always ask why Americans can't drink, we're too busy getting busy.
2007-07-17 05:39:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which is it Sid. Are you in the United States, or not. In your last question you had just returned from the United States. Either that was the fastest Trans-Atlantic flight ever, or you are just slightly delusional and not sure what country you are in. To answer your question Sid. You are not feeling love, you're feeling the pity we reserve for the especially clueless and lost in the world. It's sad because it does appear that your self induced drunken stupors have seriously effected your mind. My suggestion would be join AA before it's too late for your last remaining brain cells.
2007-07-17 00:10:29 · answer #3 · answered by Bryan 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"16 pints of Strongbow without spewing"
This I gotta see
2007-07-17 00:10:27 · answer #4 · answered by flushles 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sid, it's not just in the States where you are loved. You're loved here in the U.K. as well and I expect in Cairo, for example. I think it's your animal charm. If you have any of those American women to spare, direct some in my direction.
2007-07-17 03:03:00 · answer #5 · answered by LEONARD W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A strongbow drinker in the states very funny who filled in your visa application your mummy or your social worker.
2007-07-17 00:02:51 · answer #6 · answered by joseph m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had the same experience in florida
on one occasion with an english lady who was fed up with the americans flopping around because they'd started on there 2nd beer
2007-07-17 00:01:26 · answer #7 · answered by michael h 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sid have you been hanging around Elementary-school's again? You sick monkey! Get back to the bar.
2007-07-17 06:52:42 · answer #8 · answered by R M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too true old bean- they melt to our English accent.
Never experienced more humid women outside the tropics.
American girls rock!
2007-07-17 01:14:12 · answer #9 · answered by B.o.B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Sid, all alone in the wilderness.Lol.
2007-07-17 00:00:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋