2007-07-16 22:02:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
As a proctologist for many years, I have had to listen to and pretend to be amused by the jokes and puns directed at my chosen profession.
Sure it seems funny to ask my if I've had a sh***y day. Ha, Ha. Looking for oil and came up with mud? Yeah another great one. My proctologist gave me the finger, should I be insulted? Oh, boy a real knee slapper there.
Do you have any idea how hurtful it is that nobody will shake my hand? Do you know that people in my profession find it impossible to pick their noses. Ok, laugh. But when you have a big bugger stuck in your nose, you you can go after it. What can we do? Nothing. We know where that finger has been.
I only hope that when you have your next exam and you feel that probing deep within you, you'll turn and see both hands of your proctologist visible
2007-07-17 00:48:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't even want to know what he slapped you with dude, no way!
2007-07-17 00:23:22 · answer #2 · answered by Bye Bye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just put this whole episode behind you..
2007-07-16 22:09:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes... and you might also say "Get thee behind me, Satan."
2007-07-17 00:07:59 · answer #4 · answered by sueflower 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hope he washed his hands.....thanks
2007-07-16 22:12:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Butt of course!
2007-07-16 22:07:34 · answer #6 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋