I have the most amazing pair of jugs... they are the envy on the whole street.... people just stop and stare at my jugs all the time... they even take my breath away when I stop and look at them..... eveery one wants to see my jugs.... Often I will just put them on public display in the window..... However when ever the milkman calls round he always comments on my jugs.... but I cant stop him fiddiling with them, he touches them, playes with them...... and I want him to stop.......
I am so affraid he may break them.... thy are over 100 years old... been in the family for years.....! How can I stop him?
2007-07-16 22:02:15 · 53 answers · asked by Maria S © 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Tell him he doesn't URN enough to be able to afford to handle them. You must not worry unless he starts to call at teat ime and instead of ringing your bell he bashes your knockers. Hope this helps, Love Auntie Madge. x
2007-07-17 00:16:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I say when the milkman is touching your jugs, to have the mailman film him...then have a UPS man take the tape to the police station and see if a police man can do something about it. But make sure you get the number to the other men who stare at ur jugs, maybe there wifes have a pair and want to trade with you.
2007-07-16 22:08:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Maria, I thought you were talking about for breast at first. Sorry for that. If you have jugs that are 100 years old i would tell your milkman that he is delivery you milk and not to touch your jugs again or you will report him to his boss. I think this milkman is getting a little bit to close to you. I would slap the hell out of him if it doesn't STOP. A Friend.
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2007-07-16 22:10:42 · answer #3 · answered by poppy1 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! - Tell him that your jugs are to be touched by trained hands only, they aren't for any old git who can only drive a glorified electric go-kart. If he wan'ts to touch he should have more training and be taught that a firm grip is essential and must be used often otherwise your jugs will start to slip southwards and soon be dangling precariously around the knee area.
2007-07-16 22:07:43 · answer #4 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
first off i must say i would really like to see your jugs they sound really nice, perhaps i can come over sometime and check them out. but i would say to keep him away from them get a dog or even kind of set a little trap for him to discourage him next time from touching them so much.
2007-07-17 01:32:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, if they're family heirlooms, tell the Milkman your sister has an even nicer jug set, and he can go look at them.
2007-07-16 22:06:13 · answer #6 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
put your jugs away and get some silicone ones instead they will be a better touch for people lol
2007-07-16 22:06:17 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ jen ♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you just tell him that you want these jugs to last long enough for your grandkids to drink from them, just like you drank from your grandmother's milk-filled jugs when you were a little girl
2007-07-16 22:18:17 · answer #8 · answered by rich e rich 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wouldn't want that to happen, here let me hold your jugs for a few days. That way when he comes he will notice me holding them and he may think they belong to me instead.
2007-07-16 22:11:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try molesting his carthorse, then he might leave your jugs alone. Just be careful that he doesn't spill his load all over them...
2007-07-16 22:54:13 · answer #10 · answered by Benny Zuko, The All-Knowing cat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋