I'm the wife and I would say "The divorce papers are in the post, you closet homo!"
If I were the hubby, I'd have to be severely drunk to try "man love".
My hubby is currently suffering some unwelcome attention from his best mate who is "bi-curious"! We laugh about it, but it's frightening cause the mate keeps going on about hubby going to the gym with him! Often coming round when I'm at work. I've started to get really suspicious!
2007-07-17 20:47:59
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answered by xenonvalkyrie 6
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Well does she know you aren't strictly hetero? If she already knows that then present it as a hypothetical. If she doesn't know that you have cravings of that nature you have three options.
Option A: Tell her straight out and be done with it
Option B: Hint at it while steadily making it more and more obvious that you aren't joking.
Option C: Curb the desire and add an interesting new chapter into your book of thoughts that nobody gets to read.
I'm sure there are other options, but those are the ones that I think would be doable.
2007-07-16 21:31:45
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answered by Capitão Darius Emboabas 2
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Hilarious.
2007-07-16 21:27:36
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answered by A Military Veteran 5
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I wouldn't tell her!
If I wanted to try it with another bloke, I would have done so before getting married. If my mind changed after getting married, I would probably present her with a fate accomplis!
2007-07-16 21:30:37
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answered by Modern Major General 7
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The same way you just did to us. No point beating around the bush, is there? Direct, clear and with no room for misinterpretation. Frankly, in time she will appreciate your finesse.
2007-07-16 21:27:56
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answered by Caffeine Fiend 4
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Darling, you know how you've always wanted to try sushi, well I fancy something different too, a bit of man on man
2007-07-16 21:29:08
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answered by Anonymous
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If I was your wife I would wonder if you want it to be just the man and you and would you kick me out the bed and have at it.
2007-07-16 21:29:25
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answered by ♥c0c0puffz♥ 7
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After the divorce.
2007-07-16 21:32:19
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answered by Mo 7
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Menage a trois
2007-07-16 21:27:44
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answered by George The Fat Pink Gay Hippo 6
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I would phone her from another continent. Tell her straight and then never stop running.
2007-07-16 21:29:03
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answered by Christine H 7
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