2007-07-16 20:02:02 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OK I am begining to get the picture now,aparently I have to be nice and my wife is going to look like the mother in law in 20-30 years time...I AM DOOMED
2007-07-16 20:19:37 · update #1
The Happy Murcia is deeply distressed
2007-07-16 20:21:18 · update #2
call in a bomb threat location at the same address. , just make sure to use public phone. far away from ur house . plus hire a wino to do it.
2007-07-16 21:22:16 · answer #1 · answered by morgan_chain 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Here's 3 helpful suggestions that'll make a big hit with your mother-in-law:
1) When you first walk in and greet her, tell her you know where your wife got her gorgeous looks from!
2) While dinner is cooking, tell her you don't know what smells better -- her or the food!
3) After dinner, insist that your mother-in-law and wife go sit in the living room and gab while you clear the table, load the dishwasher, and get coffee/tea ready.
All of the above will make your wife happy, too, so you can leave early after coffee and head home to enjoy (ahem!) "dessert" together !!!!
2007-07-16 20:37:32 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just speak when spoken to and nod in all the right pleases and make sure you eat whatever she puts in front of you and say hmmm this is lovely. When you leave say I've had a really nice time we must do this again very soon, say this all with a lovely smile on your face
2007-07-16 20:16:06 · answer #3 · answered by Baps . 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take her a bunch of flowers, be really nice all the time, ask her if there are any little jobs that need doing. If there are it'll keep you busy and away from her while your wife and her can chat! And you'll pick up hundreds of brownie points. If there aren't at least you'll have tried.
2007-07-16 20:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, when u go in just have a jolly smile on your face say hello and proble buy her some flowers or say how nice you look today, just try to make out that everythings ok!
Just be jolly around her.
Gd luk!
2007-07-16 20:18:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
make sure the mothering law is out when you get there, as for the wife, well you can always divorce her before she start to look like the mother.
2007-07-16 22:30:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They say that's what your wife will look like in 20- 30 years time - so DON'T LOOK!!!!!
2007-07-16 20:07:28 · answer #7 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do what my brother-in-law does at my mother's. Pretend you're in a film and your role is the good son-in-law. Makes my sister adore him for being so patient with our bizarre, uptight mother...
2007-07-16 20:08:43 · answer #8 · answered by thecret8thquirrel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
take some large rizzla, some bacca and some of the hard stuff and disappear into the garden out the way.
whatever you say its gonna be two against one everytime,
remember like mother, like daughter
2007-07-16 21:12:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
2 of the yellow ones
2007-07-16 20:04:59 · answer #10 · answered by nodumgys 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋