2007-07-16 17:07:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
without faking! i'm on summer vacation!
2007-07-16 17:14:36 · update #1
Just pretend. Hire some crutches, strap up your ankle and tell everyone its a bad sprain.
But WHY????????
2007-07-16 17:09:48 · answer #1 · answered by Barb Outhere 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure if I understand you completely, but on the off chance you mean how to use crutches without pain, the best way is to focus most of your weight on the good leg and under the arms, keeping the least amount of weight on the bad leg/foot.
If you're just trying to figure out how to hurt yourself to get put on crutches, I would have to say twist your ankle really bad. (Anything that requires crutches is going to HURT. BAD. nothing to joke about)
2007-07-17 00:10:52 · answer #2 · answered by iswd1 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious!?!? You do realize that bone fractures come back to haunt you, right? Once you hit about 55, it starts to hurt. Then the arthritis and bone pain sets in.
What if you screw up and damage yourself permanently? I'd say trash the idea of "putting yourself on crutches". Any way it's done, you'll have some serious pain - possibly permanent.
2007-07-17 00:12:01 · answer #3 · answered by Wowzerowzer! 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
so you WANT to injure yourself while on summer vacation? would this be in the hopes of ELONGATING your vacation a tad? CHEATER!!!!! You are a complete sicko for even coming UP with this scheme... it's dishonest and rather STUPID especially if it backfires and you were to get SERIOUSLY INJURED... I'd say go drop a cement block directly on your forehead from about 18 ft high....maybe that would knock some sense into you head.
2007-07-17 00:23:53 · answer #4 · answered by LittleBarb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you f*n nuts? Well broken legs hurt bad so i wouldn't advise that. Sprains can be even worse sometimes. Cuts bad enough to require crutches also require stitches and that sucks. I'd say buy some and just pretend.
2007-07-17 00:13:49 · answer #5 · answered by fallen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
take a peice of wood and hit your ankle till its swollen then go to the er and tell them some kid ran u over with his bike.ull get a script for codeine of vics and ull get your crutches
2007-07-17 00:10:24 · answer #6 · answered by jake m 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why do you want to do that for?
lol
um sprain your ankle,it doesnt hurt that bad.
jump off of something really really high up.
and keep youre body stiff.
2007-07-17 00:10:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, the good old insurance/worker's comp scam. This brings back memories.
2007-07-17 00:09:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
fake an injury
2007-07-17 00:08:53 · answer #9 · answered by Proud Mommy of 2! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
saw off your legs
2007-07-17 00:17:18 · answer #10 · answered by Timmy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋