2007-07-16 09:51:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would run behind him and cut off his pony-tail. It is the source of all his power. Like Sampson in the Bible. Then I would pluck out his chest hairs one by one. He would surely not survive that.
2007-07-16 10:01:14 · answer #1 · answered by hotcakes14 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Chuck Norris to help me out. Wow that made Segal run away like a baby.
2007-07-16 16:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Steven Segal is a master of Aikido...I don't care if he weighed 400 lbs, he could still kick any of your butts.
I've seen him give demonstrations of his prowess and believe me...you don't want to mess with that "fat boy"!
Aikido uses your own body against you and is almost impossible to defend against!
I am a 7th degree black belt in Okinawan Karate and I would not want to face this guy in a fight!!!
BTW...I forgot to mention...hes a conservative to boot!!
2007-07-16 17:07:09 · answer #3 · answered by CommanderJim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not brush my teeth for days prior to the event and send deep breaths his way. That would be a killer strategy.
2007-07-16 16:55:58 · answer #4 · answered by Dawnita R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd kick him in the nuts, then run like mad. Have you seen how fat he is? I'll run the hell out of him!
2007-07-16 16:55:46 · answer #5 · answered by Wil, Big Wil, WilBoogie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
by using Tai Chi Chuan... and a little jackie Chan nerve.... I hope... or... that is possible too... I run faster...
2007-07-16 16:56:09 · answer #6 · answered by freebird31wizard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Punch him with my white boy Jesus tattooed arm.
2007-07-16 16:55:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yank the ponytail...or kick the family jewels!!!!!
2007-07-16 16:54:37 · answer #8 · answered by debz81 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd repeatedly poke his belly.
2007-07-16 16:57:43 · answer #9 · answered by Done 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe I wouldn't.
2007-07-16 17:04:49 · answer #10 · answered by Ands 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋