To all males, What would you do if you was born a female?

Question

If you was born a female, what would you do.

Me, I would end my life immediately, and I mean immediately. God had made a big mistake.

A woman get periods, pregnant.
A woman have breasts
A woman have to be skinny to be attractive
A woman can't eat good.

A woman have to wear makeup to look good, A man can just comb his hair, and shave.

A woman would have to pay a lot of money for bras, and panties. A man can wear cheap underwear or boxers.

Did I say periods?

A woman have to sit on nasty, filthy toilet to pee, when a man can stand.

Men are stronger than females, Females can get raped, and still have to bring a baby into this world.

Females don't know how to take care of their cars like males.
Females don't know how to change their car tires.
Females needs therapy more than males.

I have a lot more, but I don't feel like writing it. Give your advantages, and disadvantages of being a man/woman.

But mostly what would you do if you was born a female

Answer 1

Sorry about answering this qestion, since I am female.

I'd just like to say that generalizations are not your friend.

Yes, women get periods- so what? It just means we can stand pain, since we deal with it ever single month.

Not all women can get pregnant, and some like me have chosen to wait before making a potentially stupid descision.

Women have breats, yes. Some small and some large- I have seen men that have them too so I see no difference in the genders over that. Our just tend to be bigger.

A lot of people find 'chubby' women attractive, especially women who know how to make themselves beautiful the natural way.

A woman can't eat good? Ha, and apparently a man can't use grammar 'good'- I for one, eat very well. I am a very healthy eater and have been for a long time, unlike one of my male friends who eats out at McDonalds all the time.

I am constantly asked out, but I rarely wear makeup (if at all). Usually, I wake up, shower, put my hair in a ponytail and go about my business. No makeup or styling involved.

I go to walmart and get cheap stuff, I pay no more than 20 dollars on everything when I go. It looks decent, is cheap, and I commonly get compliments on how well everything looks. And who says men are the only ones to wear boxers? I wear a pair to bed every night, they are quite comfy.

Again with the periods, it's just our bodies flushing out stuff we don't need anymore (kinda like you guys when you use the restroom)

Ah, and the topic of restrooms! So, you don't sit on the toilet seat? So, do you crap in the urinals, or what? Most females put down seat covers so we don't have to touch the seat, it called common sense.

Men are stronger than females genetically, yes. But I have seen some pretty scrawny guys and some pretty buff women. In fact, one of my sister's friends is a body builder who has more muscles than the boys on the football team of my old highschool.
And yes, females get raped. But if you ever watch the news, you'll see that boys do too. Men, adult men with muscles, are raped as well. And now hell has frozen over because you just insinuated that women HAVE to bring a baby into this world. Abortion is a highly debated topic, but it exists. If a woman doesn't want a child, or isn't prepared for one, she can abort before it changes her life.

And cars? Ha, I have female friends who keep their cars in top condition. And my dad? Yeah, three windows are broken, the brakes are nearly shot, and he needs new tires badly.
My mom can change car tires, and she's one of the most feminine women I know.
More therapy? Where do you get your numbers at? Go check with your local psychologist to get more accurate readings.

If I was a male, I would probably be worried about overly generalizing things. That seems to be the major issue with most men today.

-Brandi

Answer 2

"Born" is the wrong word. You mean conceived. When you are conceived, you have either two X chromosomes, making you female, or and X and a Y, making you male, and a very small number of people have a different configuration making them somewhere in between, like XXY. Our bodies are more like female bodies when we are conceived, but when embryos with XY get the right hormones, they continue to develop as male, while female embryos develop as female. Sometimes the hormones behave in an unusual way, again making the person somewhere in between, like intersex or transgendered. We are born as whatever gender we were conceived as and developed as in the womb.

Answer 3

Hmmm...well, I know you didn't ask me, but I thank God every day I wasn't born male.

I have a longer life expectancy; I KNOW who my children are; I will not lose my hair; I can have multiple orgasms; I didn't have painful unanesthetized genital surgery at birth; I can't be drafted; I have a brain that's wired in such a way as to make language and multitasking easier; if I need something done, I can flatter a man into doing it for me; and if I don't feel like shaving on a winter day, the general public doesn't know it.
This is the life, I tell you!

Answer 4

so you think it's a mistake to be a woman? where the f*ck did you come from, the stork?

a couple things...the supposed "sh*t" you think we have is not really ****...it's just a part of our lives...there are exceptions to everything on your list because most of the things you list that a woman can't do is because she isn't seen as less of a woman if she can't, but if a man can't then he's a b*tch...

and you think pregnancy is a BAD thing?

and EVERYONE needs therapy, it's just that men think it's wussy to seek therapy. that's WHY you see more women going to therapy...

women don't have to wear make-up to look good, hello! it's just ads... women wear cheap things. we can wear/do whatever the hell we want...

i have a lot more but i don't feel like writing it.

Answer 5

Obviously, I'd be at the Women's Health section, answering some stupid question about what I would if I was a male, to which I would say that I would obviously be at the Men's Health section answering some idiotic question about what I would if I was a female, which is, ironically, exactly what I am doing right now!

Answer 6

I would live my life like any normal girl.
Be more marture than my male friends, enter puberty earlier, ona day having my first kick to a stupid guy's balls. Find it great and kick during 2 years with ecstasy. Get my menstruation and hate the first time in my life being a girl, discover my ability to multiorgasm. Date with some sweet guys and marry one of them. Having a baby and being happy the rest of my life.

Answer 7

-Men sometimes have prostate problems.
-Men have hair in their ears and nose.
-Men haven't got the chance to look better,because they cannot use make up.
-Men have to wax their whole body to get rid of the hair.
-Men always pay in restaurants and have to buy expensive jewellery and send flowers.
-Men must always make the first step to meet a girl.
-Men may have penis size problems(size does not really matters but there are girls who mind).
-Men feel men when they belch,fart and spit.
-As soon as men make a commitment,they spend half your paycheck on accessories.

-Taxis always stop for woman.
-Women can bring a life in the world.Two lifes in one body.(The men also helps).
-When women are bored to go to work,they can use gynecological problems excuses.
-Women can cook,clean,iron,bring up a child and be a good wife at the same time.

Answer 8

okay i love being a girl. the periods are really not that big of a deal. if girls are ugly they can just use makeup to make themselves be prettier. eventhough it usually just makes her look really unconfident. being a girl is fun. if you were born a female you wouldnt know how great it would be to be a dude and there for you would like being a girl.

Answer 9

You forgot that women live much longer then men, have much better sex then men, and are generally smarter and mature. And hanging breasts do not hurt as much as the littliest touch or flick to a guy's balls.

Answer 10

You idiots who instantly say you would go lesbian: Why? You're that unattractive? Realize that if you were born female, you would think like one too. You wouldn't want to bone girls.