Your sitting on the couch watching T.V when out of the corner of your eye you see something scurrying across the floor. You quickly relize it is your abusive ex, only he is bug sized. You lift you foot over him and before stamping down you say?????
2007-07-16 09:40:13 · 32 answers · asked by ripstang3000 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i'd be like... "hey... a**hole, by the way... i faked it EVERY time!" ... then splat! he he he
2007-07-16 09:43:26 · answer #1 · answered by Proud mommy of Logan! <3 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
See ya!
nah, he's not good enough to die w/out a little torture. I'd put him in a jar....make him watch me have sex with other men.
Every once in a while I'd twist his little bug leg, like he did my arm.
Wouldn't give him any alcohol, food or water. Maybe just enough food and water to sustain life.
Hehehehe...I'd sit open books all around his jar about womens bodies and womens minds. No tv, no window.
I'm sure I could come up with some others.
2007-07-16 09:45:54 · answer #2 · answered by gypsy g 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good-bye you Son of a Bug
2007-07-16 09:42:53 · answer #3 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd trap him in a jar first, spray him with pepper spray, pull each leg off, then light him on fire.....whoa, I didn't think I was still that pissed off at my ex...lol
2007-07-16 09:45:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never had an abusive man... but if I had I probably would laugh and say take that you lil F--ker
2007-07-16 09:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by No Drama for this Queen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first off if that was truly my ex...how could he be in the form of a bug...and second if he was a bug i wouldnt kill him...i'd let him live...and go about my night sitting on the couch watching tv...as if i didnt see him!!!
2007-07-16 09:44:36 · answer #6 · answered by MiZz SaAk 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ripstang, stop grovelling and get up off your knees and be a man.
2007-07-16 09:43:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
torture him a little first!
capture him in a jar, don't give him ANYTHING for 2 days then flush him down the toilet!
-i know, i'm EVIL!
2007-07-16 14:33:17 · answer #8 · answered by a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You never had mercy on me, but I am going to have mercy on you. If my pet snake chooses not too eat you the I guess you get to live. (Putting him in the reptile's aquarium)
2007-07-16 09:43:34 · answer #9 · answered by aitkenpatty 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would keep him in a cage until he said sorry, then stamp him saying "You hurt me, ill hurt you, bastard".
2007-07-16 09:57:49 · answer #10 · answered by A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO. Women are just as equal as men.
2007-07-16 09:45:43 · answer #11 · answered by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋