...your neighbor has asked to borrow?
2007-07-16 09:29:29 · 23 answers · asked by Taylor29 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My neighbors have asked to borrow...
Vacuum cleaner
Iron
Pie tins
Broom
T.V set
Garden tools
Piece of cheese(!) and the usual bread, sugar, tea, coffee,etc.
No, we don't speak any longer!
2007-07-16 09:55:53 · update #1
Happened in college. They guy two doors down from me in the dorm was engaged to a girl who was hot to the point of causing spontaneous combustion among vunerable males. One day I'm in the room working on a Planetary Astronomy paper, and there's a knock on the door. It's Little Miss Hottie in the flesh, and since she was wearing hot pants (boy am I dating myself with that) and a halter top, there was a lot of flesh to greet the eye.
She says "hi," then blurts out "I was wondering if I could borrow your finger." Believe me, I don't have a dirty mind...the jaw drop was involuntary. She immediately started laughing like she coulda 'bout peed her pants, then explained that she'd just bought new desk lamp for her boyfriend, and needed a finger to finish tying the bow.
Of course I lent her my finger, then I happened to mention in passing, "Jonah doesn't really need to know about thins, OK?"
Later that evening, I was coming back from playing gym hockey, and as I walked past his room, I could hear the two of the spitting their sides laughing....I suspect she told him, although both of them were decent enough to never breathe a word of it around me ever.
2007-07-16 10:26:45 · answer #1 · answered by Yinzer Power 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I borrowed a leaf bag and the weed whacker from the lady across the street...
The lady across the street asked to borrow my boyfriend....to help move some furniture. I was there of course!
2007-07-16 09:34:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I rode a camel whilst i became interior the UAE on deployment. I rode a barrel strapped to a wagon being pulled by a bike whilst i became youthful. for sure that did no longer end properly. The docs enjoyed me whilst i became a newborn.
2016-10-03 22:58:14 · answer #3 · answered by vukcevic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A burner from my stove, and she didn't ask!!! She made up an excuse for my apartment manager and he let her in!!! She smeared something red on my counter, turned my thermostat all the way up, and stole my burner. Luckily, I wasn't gone too long. I had to wait until after she moved to get my burner back.
2007-07-16 09:35:33 · answer #4 · answered by kathleen m 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one day my neighbor asked to borrow my soul. it was really awkward between us after that until i found out that he was the devil. we had some laughs, i got him checked out, and now everything is fine. just goes to show, dont choose a house solely on the climate and constant pain.
2007-07-16 09:34:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They asked if they could take our dogs a walk. I thought that was pretty strange!.
2007-07-16 09:36:35 · answer #6 · answered by kidgloves 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A cup. Just a cup and nothing else.
2007-07-16 09:31:38 · answer #7 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a waterbottle
a pen
a stapler
2007-07-16 09:32:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
condoms for when I come over tonight. Never did go over, she scared me.
2007-07-16 09:32:00 · answer #9 · answered by Rawbert 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beer....lol
2007-07-16 09:31:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋