2007-07-16 08:43:48 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
when is it her turn on the computer...
2007-07-16 08:46:20 · answer #1 · answered by Y!A addict NURSE SWEETIEGOAT 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Is she still staring @ you? LOL! The Cat is probably thinking- Man, what kind of owner keeps staring me down? Boy, sure wish she'd stop looking @ me, THIS IS RIDICULOUS- I WILL JUST KEEP STARING HER DOWN!! Did the Cat get into ur medications, or what? U seem a bit PARANIOD about this Cat eyeballing you!!! Have a good day- MEOW!
2007-07-16 08:53:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
FROM A DOG'S DIARY
Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Day number 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Day number 182
8:00 am -OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 PM - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer.." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.
2007-07-16 08:47:26 · answer #3 · answered by acydskull 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Your cat wants something from you. When cats stare at a person, they are wishing for something--food, water or attention!!!
May bless you.
2007-07-16 08:47:36 · answer #4 · answered by kathleen m 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe your cats confused because your not the same girl that was just in the shower with your boyfriend!
2007-07-16 08:46:21 · answer #5 · answered by tender loving dyke 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes I will catch my cat staing at me and I feel that she is thinking one of two things...
...you know the only reason I keep you around is to clean out my litter box
and
...Oh your still here......why?
2007-07-16 08:48:09 · answer #6 · answered by hotcakes14 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's thinking " I wish this chick would stop staring at me and get me my food and water and obey my every command. Now!"
2007-07-16 08:47:40 · answer #7 · answered by ♦ Phoenix Rising♦ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dreaming about being a lion or a tiger and thinking about lunch.
2007-07-16 08:46:43 · answer #8 · answered by runner1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She is thinking you are pretty slow not to realize her food dish needs topping off!
2007-07-16 08:46:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She wants to know when your going to get off the computer and feed her.
2007-07-16 08:46:56 · answer #10 · answered by Sawman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Catnip, I need some catnip. Oh great, now I have it and I have the munchies.
2007-07-16 08:47:12 · answer #11 · answered by reggieg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋