...."Hey you gonna have to give me a few days before I pis$ in that cup..."
2007-07-16 07:27:40 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
soooo last night and I was out drinking. I saw this hot chick and....... oh wait I mean I was at an AA meeting
2007-07-16 07:30:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do you fancy a line Mr Parole man?
2007-07-16 14:31:50 · answer #2 · answered by stevie-b-101 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about, "Hey, I can't make my appointment today because I can't get the pot smell out of my clothes. I would wash them but the pilot light in the gas dryer might make my meth lab blow up. I'll come in tommorow when I'm done at the bookie's."
2007-07-16 14:34:02 · answer #3 · answered by moneywise 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I Feel Like Slappin' SOmebody Today! Bomb Chica Wow Wow!
2007-07-16 14:30:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Yo Bro'. Have You seen where I stashed those photos of Your Wife, and My Kids on the Inter Net?"
2007-07-16 14:33:56 · answer #5 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, he slipped and fell on that ice pick 6 times!
2007-07-16 14:30:48 · answer #6 · answered by Jon C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Parole officer? You bad, bad boy!
2007-07-16 14:30:34 · answer #7 · answered by Car 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I had to call a cab to come here because I had a buzz on
2007-07-16 14:31:49 · answer #8 · answered by jacquie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just brought mine a couple of nice redfish fillets and he let me slide a couple of times.
2007-07-16 14:30:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nah, that one is old and used....how about will you hold my stash so I can pull down my pants and p!ss in the cup?
2007-07-16 14:33:12 · answer #10 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋