What if you were married to a Chocolate Maker?

Answer 1

You describe my marriage made in heaven.

Answer 2

Then, the conservatives would shoot her. Then the would replace her with the first aboriginal transsexual who paid enough to get that "found identity". And then they would swear up and down in court that I had violated the "principles" laid down by the great conservative thinkers who came up with the "civil law" that reinstates vagrancy "laws" (by effect) so that any court can in secret rule that any man woman or child is guilty of a civil crime that so happens to carry a criminal sentence, jail for same but without the right to a phone call (deadbeat dads don't get a phone call because the statutes say the victim must be paid first and prison does not pay enough to do that so all contracts - such as the one you have with a phone company once you put the coin in are null and void and the company is in effect ordered to send the money to the "victim" of that deadbeat's social crime). The parent that keeps the children is the victim after all, especially if that parent has been shot along with that unborn child who died with her! Thus, the least they could do is support them in principle by taking the money for themselves on their behalf and cut the grass over their grave as she "kept the children" - maybe - cause it was Liberal politics that drove them to shoot her anyway....).

Answer 3

I would probably be broke as most chocolate makers work in factory's and make minimum wage, oh and I would be fat, like really fat a great big brobdingnagian pig of a man with legs like Doner kebabs and a gut like a sac of potato's

Answer 4

You'll be Mrs. Chocolate maker.

Answer 5

I would strangle him and go off and find a chocolate milk maker.

Answer 6

you'd learn the word Chocolatier ?

also 70% cocoa chocolate is far better for your health.

my dad used to work in a chocolate factory. you do get bored of the stuff.. shocking but true..

Answer 7

I'd start a cafe business and exploit his chocolate making skills to make money. Step on it, hubby!

Answer 8

I'd be worried that they would eventually get stingy with the chocolate, lol ;)

Answer 9

I hope he's got a plastic surgeon for a brother. Because I'd be needing some serious lypo:)

Answer 10

it would be fun to help make the chocolate but i don't like to eat chocolate.

Answer 11

i would ask that he make me a life sized chocolate bar/ statue of himself so that i could eat him all day long..........

i met a hot italian who made artistic deserts for a living ...i just avoided him because i knew that i would just eat his puddings more than i would eat him lol :o)