I just took a dump. I felt it come out. I'm sure of it. But when I got up to flush, the toilet was empty! And then I went to wipe, only to discover I didn't have to. Someone please tell me what's going on???
2007-07-16 07:16:17 · 16 answers · asked by Internet King 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
A ghost poo is the ninja of the world of ****. It is rare, but I can testify that a healthy diet can produce one. It challenges your grasp on reality, because when you look in the bowl to see what you've done (don't worry, eveyone does this) there is no smell and nothing there... puzzling enough, but when you wipe your **** it's already as clean as... well as clean as it ever was.
The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.
So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.
2007-07-16 07:25:31 · answer #1 · answered by jfhjr71 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It was a dry pooh that dissappeared right around the bend in the toilet. It's ok.
2007-07-16 14:43:09 · answer #2 · answered by Lee van Cleef 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you had a hard enough turd then it may have gones straight round the s bend of the toilet. next time you could put your hand in the toilet and check. just kidding
2007-07-16 21:08:27 · answer #3 · answered by darth72au 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is so disgusting y do u even ask this. ill answer it anyway if the pooh was so small it couldve gone done the toilet itself and u wouldnt have to wipe. so disgusting!
2007-07-16 14:42:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think thats somehtying to ask ur brother, mom, or stuffed monkey. This isn't someting u should ask the purblic of yahoo answers, u prabably have an infection.
2007-07-16 14:20:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since you entitled this "Disappearing pooh", all I can say is Tigger took it.
2007-07-16 15:29:27 · answer #6 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it swam into the deep darkness of the toilet....LOL
2007-07-16 14:27:51 · answer #7 · answered by J R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's called ghost poopie
2007-07-16 14:30:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The poo is playing tricks on you. Be careful. It might show up somewhere unexpectedly... Like your bed.
2007-07-16 14:20:39 · answer #9 · answered by tulipblushe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smile the voices in your head are talking to you.
2007-07-16 14:22:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋