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I've been tossing and turning gay all night and day and now I'm quite edgy. Will a camomilla mud pack calm me?

And my second question is: How can I be more gay today than I was yesterday without compromising my integrity or impacting negatively on the environment? (I'm medium height and my flip flops are so O.P.)

2007-07-16 03:55:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

8 answers

Yeah want me to rub it in My Lord?...

2007-07-16 04:01:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

(snicker snicker snicker) Yes Dearest a Chamomile facial will help you. I would add some lavender and oatmeal to it -- lavender for soothing and oatmeal for your skin-- and then see if you couldn't get a tea by Good Earth called "Tension Tamer" It's very nice, soothing and has mint, hibiscus blossom and a little Valerian.
You could be a little more gay than yesterday simply by smiling more. As for the flippys, (what is OP anyways?) put on your ankle bracelet, Dearest. I wear my ankle bells. You wouldn't have to impact the Earth at all nor your integrity.
Love you. :)

2007-07-16 12:58:38 · answer #2 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 2 0

YGL - you been bathing in the vino or something?

You can't turn any more gay than you already are (and that is pretty gay).

The mud pack sounds like fun (just don't let it harden too much - it can be a pain (they won't let me say *****) to get off the skin).

2007-07-16 11:18:10 · answer #3 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 2 0

If you're edgy, try a potato wedgy.

Better than chamomile is a banana split meal.

If you're gay today, or anytime, it is always good for the environment. Just make sure your rainbow is washed in eco-friendly detergent and the colors don't run.

2007-07-16 11:09:11 · answer #4 · answered by Gaymes Last Orchestra 6 · 1 1

I like the part about your flip flops...ha ha-thanks for the giggle.

2007-07-16 11:00:40 · answer #5 · answered by happyfacemommy 4 · 4 1

haha ur funny guys wear flip flops too lol

2007-07-16 11:01:41 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 2 1

Its actually Earl Grey that does it....and you need to exchange your flip flops for sandals....

Much more comfortable.

2007-07-16 11:04:22 · answer #7 · answered by Matthew V 2 · 5 1

oookaayy..get a life, seriously

2007-07-16 10:57:20 · answer #8 · answered by sweetgirl 4 · 0 5

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