What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?

Question

One of my weirdest ones would have to be when I had a dream that I was driving down the street trying to find out where this really loud music was coming from. It was REALLY loud. Then I ended up driving toward this gigantic Pringle potato chip and the music was coming from it. Then I got sucked inside the potato chip.

Now you share!

Answer 1

I once had a dream that the late night television talk show host Craig Ferguson killed me by electrocuting me in an electric chair. (i woke up before i died.)

The next day i had the exact same dream. It was very frightening. I have been a religious Craig Ferguson viewer every night since he landed that show, i think about 5 years. Those two nights were two nights that i watched Conan O'brien instead. Yea, needless to say i haven't missed another episode since then and i haven't been killed by Ferguson since..

Answer 2

Okay! Good subject because the night before last, I had a crazy scary dream, but when I actually thought about it, it was dumb.
As a precursor, I have to say, before bed, I watched "Saving Silverman," "Law & Order:SVU," and a special on MSNBC with "Carlos Mencia"-cuz the guy is funny as sh*t most of the time!

I also had a little bit of greens and chicken with hot sauce right before I fell asleep.

I dreamed that I was a detective, and me and two other detectives were going to go check on this Russian guy(WHY he was Russian, I have no clue) because he was suspected of molesting his stepdaughter. When we got there, he kinda coerced US into coming in for dinner. There was this pregnant lady there, too. When we sat down to dinner, it was looking REALLY suspicious. There was a rack of ribs, and a leg of some sort. One of the other detectives asked, "Um, what kind of meat is this." This Russian dude says really matter-of-factly, "Oh, that is ribs of Carlos, and that is roast of Carlos. By the way, I need to refill my freezer, which is why you are here. *evil laugh*" I jump up, and run out the house, which is a mansion with tapestries, out into a wintery wonderland, and I somehow have a snowboard(NEVER been snowboarding, btw), and me and the pregnant lady go banging on doors and no one believes us.(I'm a detective. Don't ask me why I didn't just shoot the guy between the eyes.)We FINALLY find these two girls, who are high as HELL, who take us downtown in their silver minivan...and then I wake up.

Answer 3

I've had several ones. One would be once in my dream I ran over a gecko with one of those low powered chargeable vacuums and it like got all shredded up and bled everywhere.

Another one was I was walking through a town or something and I had this bag hanging on my shoulder and apparently it contained some kind of explosives and everyone was screaming and crying telling me not to hurt them. I ended up laying the bag down on the hood of a truck and then I went and hugged my spanish 1 teacher.

Answer 4

I dreamed there were little turtles all over the floor of my room and I could not get out of bed because I would have crushed them in my bare feet. The floor was covered with them. I told my mother about it and she laughed and said she once had a dream where lobsters were chasing her. She said I must have eaten too much cheese and it was hard to digest and it was the cause of such dreams.

Edit: Great question...these stories are really funny. Star quality.

Answer 5

I had this dream when I was really little, but I still remember it!

I went to my Grandma's house for the day and we decided to go to the park. It was a new park. And when we got there it onlt had swings, and they stretched up into the clouds. The rest of the park was a swamp with aligators and their eggs. Then I saw a kittens tail, I went over to pick it up and it was half frong half cat! I screamed and thew it into the swamp. The aligators ate it and there was blood everywhere! It was really gross. This My Grandpa shows up out of nowhere and had a shovel and pail with him. He starts screaming at me "Why did you kill that poop animal?!" I scarted crying and then I noticed that my Grnadma was nowhere to be found! THen My Grandpa give me the sovel and pail and takes me home!

This is weird but I had thsi dream when I was 6 and I still remember every detail!

Answer 6

When I was in 8th grade I used to dream that I was standing in this shallow pool and everyone that I knew would line up on the edge of the pool. One by one they would get in and I would drown them. I would always wake up after I had drowned the last person in line. I had this dream every night for almost 6 months and it still freaks me out whenever I think about it.

Answer 7

In the dream I was watching a movie, and these guys were in a chain gang, using big pick axes to smash up rocks. They would all say ,"oooooh" and then one of them would explode. It was disgusting and it got all over me. I thought how weird, I'm at the movies and get splattered with guts. Then I realized I was IN the movie and everyone went "ooooh" and I exploded.

I also talk in my sleep, so I was having a dream about that bald Borg woman in the Star Trek movie, and talked so loudly I woke up my husband. He said I was going on and on and I called her a "Borg B*tch!" and was all upset. LOL

Answer 8

after that story I must star your question! that's great! LOL
I've had soooo many weird dreams it's insane. okay so once the doorbell rang and Orlando Bloom showed up and I was like "um, hi! why are you here?" lol but I'm not one of those girls that go crazy over him...I've had weirder dreams but can't remember them at the moment
another weird dream that my mom actually told the family about when we were staying in a hotel somewhere, was that she was in Africa and she couldn't take a shower because it cost $48! that was my mom's dream. WEIRD. It sent us cracking up of course...

Answer 9

Well.....The clouds were falling from the sky, so everybody had to stay inside. If a cloud landed on you then you turned into a mouse, and you lived under the floorboards of this old hotel.


I also had one where I was a body builder and a huge claw grew out of one of my four armpits.

Answer 10

Wow! That was weird.
I have had many weird dreams, but the really weird ones I can no longer remember. None quite as weird as that though, I don't think.