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mine too!!!jesus!who is playing with us??

2007-07-16 01:27:51 · answer #1 · answered by greentea 5 · 1 0

U got drunk Saturday evening and u wanted to see how big ur foot really is so u forgot shoe on the road

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If you were going down the freeway in a one-wheeled canoe and your walls fell off, how many pancakes would it take to cover your doghouse?

2007-07-16 01:29:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

For a week I went out and took pictures of one shoe. There is always a shoe somewhere. In the road, by the stream, in the bin.....isn't the wearer aware he/she has only one shoe.
Having said that, my friends child lost her tennis shoes at school, when she was shown the lost property box, yes...you've guessed. It was full of one shoe, not a pair, just one shoe. What's up with these one shoe?

2007-07-16 01:29:37 · answer #3 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0 0

It got knocked off when you got run over by a bus because you stopped in the middle of the road to watch the chicken cross the road.

2007-07-16 01:28:37 · answer #4 · answered by lorddrake25 2 · 0 0

so what had happen was a chicken came buy and saw your shoe and wanted to keep it. as it was trying to cross the road (why we will never no) was attacked by traffic. in panic the chicken dropped the shoe and ran across

2007-07-16 01:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by healedwounds31490 2 · 0 0

If your shoes was in the road and you are not sure how it got there…I am assuming that you were pretty trashed Saturday night! lol

2007-07-16 01:27:50 · answer #6 · answered by no_dream_selling 3 · 0 0

you went back home to the gutter after a long hard day of begging and kicked off your shoe and threw it on the road and went to sleep.

2007-07-16 01:29:14 · answer #7 · answered by ?Demon Child? 5 · 0 0

Same reason why my undercrackers ended up hanging on a rose bush,inebriation.

2007-07-16 01:29:11 · answer #8 · answered by havanadig 6 · 0 0

You had too much fun on Saturday night?

2007-07-16 01:27:39 · answer #9 · answered by Amy 2 · 0 0

well you were hitch hiking drunk from the bar and you got all excited when this blonde girl gave you a ride and it fell off when you got in the car

2007-07-16 01:30:14 · answer #10 · answered by prince charming 5 · 0 0

What were you doing Saturday night?

2007-07-16 01:29:21 · answer #11 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0 0

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