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2007-07-16 00:54:54 · 16 answers · asked by ♠♥Mi$$vỜnDutch♪♫ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hi, This is Ed McMahon calling and I was lost on your street, trying to deliver your publisher's clearing house check, but since you aren't home and I have to give money to someone, I am delivering to your neighbor. They said to thank you very much for never being home. You can call us back to re-enter at 1-800-YOU-LOSE! Oh, I forgot, we left the balloons on your mailbox to remember us by. Sorry we missed you.
2007-07-16 01:02:44 · answer #1 · answered by YankeeBelle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello, this is Jórge from Midwest Electric and Gas. Just calling to inform you that at noon today, your electric and gas service will be shut off due to lack of payment. Your outstanding bill is $3900.00 for the last 6 months. To restore service, a minimum payment of $3000.00 is required, plus hook-up and installation fees. Please be adviced that the FBI has been sent samples of your cash payments. Cash is not accepted through the mail, especially not yours – real money does not come in $318 bill incriments, has printing on both sides and it is green in color (not photocopier black and white). Further more, Mike Rowe from "Dirtiest Jobs" was never a US President. Thank you and have a wonderful day...CLICK
2007-07-16 01:12:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh.....out again hey......HEY?
Why can't you just stay home when you're told to?
Just once, thats all I ask, that you do that one little thing for me.
I get soooo fed up of repeating myself, you don't seem to have any respect for me, you leave early in the morning, you come back when you get fed up, usually around 3:30pm, it is just getting beyond a joke.
I'm not running a hotel here you know, I'M YOUR MOTHER.
I'll be speaking to your headmaster about this too......you're 32 years of age my girl, too old for secondary school.
GET A JOB!
Mum.
See you at 3:30
2007-07-16 01:25:30 · answer #3 · answered by jennijan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's your landlord again. Please settle up the 2 months rent you owe, or I'm sub-letting. You have until 5:00pm, then I'll be forced to move in a family of 36 illegals and their donkey. Have a nice day
2007-07-16 01:05:14 · answer #4 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi, this is detective SonyEricson2249. I have found a phone that seems to have your name on it. Would you please collect it as it is not a SonyEricson, and it will be destroyed by 20:21 and 3seconds. It is now 20:20 and 3seconds. you have precisely 1 minute.
2007-07-16 01:13:56 · answer #5 · answered by gr_bateman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Miss Vondutch....It would apear you are two weeks past due to return Lord of the G-Strings and Rocky Ball Blowa
....Our drop box is open 24/7 thanks for choosing Movie Gallery!
2007-07-16 01:04:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry you needed to pick up to win the money
2007-07-16 01:01:11 · answer #7 · answered by jimmiejet 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is your sis.... get your butt off the computer and answer the phone...lol
2007-07-16 00:58:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No thank you. I'll call back later.
2007-07-16 00:58:49 · answer #9 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh, aaammm, it's,,, aammm, it's me......aaah,
why cant you speak right when you get a bloody answere machine????
2007-07-16 01:06:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋