Right so i just discovered the laminator at work!
So i decided to quickly laminate some porn!
For obvious reasons! Only thing is my boss needed some laminated drawings and i gave him the porn instead! Now hes in the boardroom and i can hear women screaming!
(It was some really freaky hardcore porn)
Am i gonna lose my job?
2007-07-15 23:14:32 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sounds like you have lightened up a boring meeting! The women could be representatives from a chain of "Adult Novelty" shops! A nice promotion and a big fat pay rise should be coming your way!
2007-07-16 00:52:47 · answer #1 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you boss should be thanking you. He probably has no love life because he works so much. That probably just gave him the extra "boost" he needed. I bet he will be in the restroom for quite a long time after the meeting.
Hey, you may even get a raise! Congratulations!
Enjoy your day!
2007-07-15 23:19:07 · answer #2 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are the women screaming because they've seen the porn or has your boss - whacked out his wang as they hold the porn for him, him demanding they scream to cover up his grunts? pop your head round the door and see - I would!
2007-07-15 23:21:17 · answer #3 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I can dismiss your question as pure fiction, so I'll ask you this instead: Your avatar, which I thought was a section of a male torso complete with six-pack, on closer inspection now looks like something else. Is it what I think it is or has my imagination run riot?
2007-07-15 23:24:28 · answer #4 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Course you wont lose your job....... I read our companys handbook and all it said on porn was that it will be confiscated and used at the foremans discretion.... Maybe it was being used at the boses discretion..... when..... the women came in and start screaming!!
2007-07-15 23:22:37 · answer #5 · answered by dave d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well...maybe his happy pecker standing up tall n mighty all excited at what might happen now that his master has seen some hardcore porn and hes really big and he scarred all the women ...if hes happy with what he saw than he probably wont fire you ...
2007-07-15 23:20:41 · answer #6 · answered by sarah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women are screaming? Hmmm, get off the computer and get in there and see what's going on! Nah, you won't lose your job. You'll probably get promoted! LOL. Why the thumbs down??
Does anyone still love me on here??
P.S you may have made some very good female friends! LOL x x
Edit: Whoever thumbed me down knows where to stick it!!! My fiesty side is emerging, lol!
2007-07-15 23:18:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Buy yourself a laminator from a stationery shop and use it at home for when you need those, ahem *coughs* moments.
2007-07-15 23:18:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
try releasing 3 sheep into work, with the numbers 1, 2 and 4 on them, they'll spend all day looking for sheep #3
2007-07-15 23:17:52 · answer #9 · answered by ~LOZ~ 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
pmsl you be down the job center at lunch time hun x
Told you before leave your porn at home x
2007-07-15 23:58:05 · answer #10 · answered by Maria S © 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋