What is the best way to tell my neighbor that his headboard bangs on my wall when he is making love?

Answer 1

tape those banging sounds on a recorder, and play it aloud everytime when they are around the house.

Answer 2

I'd sing him a little song...
Oh mister, I hate to tell you this fact,
but when you make love all I hear is whack, whack
your headboard bang banging against the wall
I hear moaning and groaning and it's not fun at all.
so next time when you decide to get some more,
please be considerate and do it on the floor!!!
(guitar solo)
yeah... that would be tactful right?

Answer 3

I just bang on the wall when that happens and say "Shut Up! I'm trying to sleep". and then they figure out that you can hear them. Unless you're friends then just tell him the walls are very thin.

Answer 4

tell him that lately you've heard him banging the wall and ask him to do something about it whatever it is, cause it might collapse the wall one day and if he doesn't stop it, you'll have to call the cops the next time it goes banging again

Answer 5

SORRY ok, we're only neighbors. I'll move out soon and you can have a good nights sleep. By the way, can you turn down the surround sound during the day, that's when I'm assleep. thanks

Answer 6

write him a note. then you need to remember that apartment walls are frickin thin, nothing you can do about it. i could hear my neighbor SNORE in the next apartment. i don't know how his wife and child could stand it!

Answer 7

Knock on hid door and ask him if he minds if you join the party, seeing you can't sleep anyway! smile

Answer 8

"Any chance that you could move your bed away from the wall a bit because i'm sick to death of hearing you shagging?"

Answer 9

be up front and just tell him