Can You Make Me Laugth???? 10 Point's For............?

Question

the one who make's me laugth the most. So come on try your best, I wan't to have a really good laugth, so good that I nearly wet my self from laugthing. Whoever makes me laugth the most I will give you 10 point's! : D

Answer 1

The was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 10 minutes late.

On Saturday morning George was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right handed and won the round.

Next Saturday rolls around, and George says that he will be there, but he may be 10 minutes late again. He shows up right on time, golfs left handed, and wins the round. This continues for the next few weeks, with Geoge always saying that he may be 10 minutes late, and then always winning the round golfing, either left or right handed.

The other employees are getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what the deal was. They said, 'George, every Saturday you say you may be ten minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and golf with either right handed or left handed, and always win. What is up with that?'

George replies, 'Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy. Every Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife. If she is sleeping on her left side, I golf left handed. If she is sleeping on her right side, I golf right handed.'

'Well,' one of the employees questioned, 'What happens if she is laying on her back?' George replies, 'Then I am 10 minutes late.'

Answer 2

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."

Answer 3

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gosh i had them done no longer am i a hobbit ok just on my chin so when we going to have our goaties waxed i took the sheep this morning
and nearly wet yourself if im not funny then when i see you i'll be throwing a bucket of water over you ha how do you like that and and then i will lock you in a room with no way oput but stupid hidden clues that distroy your mind and take away any form of CHEATING to get out and when your real hairy im sending elle in with a bucket of hot wax and a big roll of strips aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats got to bring water to your eyes at least xxxxxxx love you honest xxxxxx

Answer 4

pakistani riding a push bike on the m5 gets stoped by the police. hey you copper says what the bloody hell do you think you're doing. velly solly officer but i'm going to birhimham not on the motorway you're not, this is what i'll do i'll tie this end of the rope to your handle bars and the other end to my back bumper and give you a tow to the next exit when you want to stop stick your right hand out. just then a porce 911 whent bombing along at about a 155 miles a hour copper chases afer him the pakistani sticks his right hand out wobbling like mad pass three irish men on a wall over looking the motorway one said look at that sports car must be doing 155 the other1 said copper is cacthing him up the last one said that's nothing look at the pakistani on the push bike he's trying to over take both of em

Answer 5

one day a woman and 10 men were on a rope hanging direactly above a volcano. the rope could only withstand the weight of a person so the woman said," in the past women always made sacrifaces for men so now i shall sacrifice myself." the men were touched by her words and they all clapped.GUESS WHAT

Answer 6

I would love to but as hard as I might try I just dont think I'm funny enough to get a smile let alone stomach aching cross your legs type laughter. Its a sad fact but i'd love to be funny
:o( lolx

Answer 7

a man goes to the vet with he rottweiler

the vet says whats wrong the dogs owner says he cross eyed

the vet picks the dog up and looks at it the vet says I'm gonna have to put him down

the owner bursts in to tears and says ur gonna put my dog to sleep just because hes cross eyed

nooo because hes heavy

Answer 8

When I want to laugh, I just look at myself in the mirror and ask myself "What do I have to worry about?"

That always cracks me up, but maybe that's just my dry taste for satire.

Answer 9

Dr Dr people keap ignoring me
NEXT

Dr Dr i think i have gone blind
ill say you have i am a shop keeper

Answer 10

Try this read out loud
Ha
Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha HE
Ha Ha HE Ha Ha
Ha Ha HE Ha Ha HE
He Ha Ha He He He Ha
Repeat 6 more times