2007-07-15 19:21:14 · 28 answers · asked by Tut Uncommon 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Shave the gorillas.
2007-07-15 19:23:06 · answer #1 · answered by neve_freak2001 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Let the animals out of their cages so that they can scare everyone as they run around the zoo wild and free.
2007-07-15 19:29:55 · answer #2 · answered by Richard_CA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show up in furs and leathers made from animals that have gone missing.
But having sex with the animals is a good one too. The bosses never believe it's consensual. Go figure.
2007-07-15 19:28:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd be guaranteed to be fired if you let out a scream while being trampled on by an elephant.
2007-07-15 19:29:56 · answer #4 · answered by birdtennis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let all the animals free. And Feed the people to the animals. Also, You'll receive another reward: going to jail.
2007-07-15 19:28:24 · answer #5 · answered by Enigmatic A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed the elephants Ex-Lax:0(
2007-07-15 19:25:21 · answer #6 · answered by Michael N 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Zoos are intended to keep wild animals in so, Im going to say, set them free???
2007-07-15 19:24:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat a penguin?
release the hyenas?
feed a bucket of alka-seltzer to the giraffes?
burn the place to the ground with an acetylne torch?
disguise your voice as shamu and call in a bomb threat?
2007-07-15 19:26:25 · answer #8 · answered by mrlucky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get caught having sex with the animals while kids are walking by the exibits.
2007-07-15 19:23:56 · answer #9 · answered by cop350zx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose if you left the cage doors opened, but why not just give your two weeks notice? If you're really serious, just don't come back to work.
2007-07-15 19:33:29 · answer #10 · answered by Georgie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Killing an animal (especially if it's rare). It's actually kind of funny. But even worse, if you're caught f**king with one!
2007-07-15 19:26:04 · answer #11 · answered by Redeemer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋