Oh GOD, Pastor Ron is ALSO here! I'm gonna hide behind you......
2007-07-15 17:20:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
AS IF it wasn’t already embarrassing enough when Rabbi Winklestein walked in on us all, knee deep in dills, re-enacting that scene from your Gerkin War!
Ya know, you KEEP telling us that bacon grease is The New Botox, but honestly, Alec, I am starting to wonder if your Dalek “science innovations” aren't really cooked-up schemes to get us all grounded!
And are you really going to introduce us to David Tennant? ‘Cause every time you bait us with “you’ll never guess ‘Who’ will be there!” the only new people we meet are from jail….
Okay, sorry…sorry!!
*damn* do ALL Daleks cry so easily???
2007-07-16 17:14:26 · answer #1 · answered by cbn 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm not going to bother reading the other answers and I'm kind of sorry I bothered to read all of your additional questions and comments. For about the last four years I have carried an Olympus digital voice recorder in my shirt pocket (currently the DS-30). If I am talking to a member of the public, that recorder is on and the conversation is preserved virtually forever. It doesn't make me "unable" to be sarcastic or condescending - I find that I am still physically able to do that when warranted, even when the recorder is on. No jury has ruled against me yet and it does not "force" me to be polite. A small victory? No, it's been a HUGE victory. Because every one of the people I talk to who would rather lie to me than tell the truth or just shut their mouth have dug their own graves. Defense attorneys have told me I've been too "nice" to their clients once they hear the audio recordings. It is not the panacea you would have others believe, though. Once defendants find out they were audio recorded, they start to accuse officers of making facial or other gestures, turning the recorder on and off at opportune times, or, of course, my personal favorite: violating their right to privacy. I don't know if I'm good enough to measure up to your "good cop" standards, but I absolutely welcome the recorder to confirm the good, the bad, and especially the ugly. EDIT: I noticed trooper answered your rant so I wanted to see what he said. While he's correct about California being a two-party state, it's incorrect to say that it's illegal for me to record the people I talk to. Law enforcement is exempt from that law while in the performance of our duties - and I am always in the performance of my duties.
2016-04-01 06:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
by bacon...do you mean Kevin Bacon's new sports wear clothing apparel...from his Grotto collection...as designed by his wife Kira Sedgewick...for the complete man! That is all the rage and desired by police, clergy and parents alike?
2007-07-16 04:06:06 · answer #3 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, what else are you suppose to wear to the Bacon Brother's concerts? Look, I'm not the only one.
2007-07-15 18:03:05 · answer #4 · answered by Pat C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll just dance around and shake my scaly golden anthro-dragon butt! If you bother me I will compel you to give up your bacon, on pain of dragon-fire. after all, what I am doing is perfectly normal compared to wearing a suit of bacon armor.
2007-07-16 00:27:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shh ... Don't move.
They can't see us if we don't move ...
Their vision is based on movement ...
Just hold that pose until they go away ...
Then we can finish trying to raise the Great Bacon from the Hog Patch ...
2007-07-16 20:53:45 · answer #6 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Remember? We're trying a variation of pigs in a blanket called "blanket of pigs"? Maybe not such a good idea...
2007-07-16 13:00:59 · answer #7 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the dalek made me do it!
would you believe i am helping him cook his bacon? he aims that metal long thing in his middle at me and blasts away. ta da, sizzling bacon! you should see how he cooks his eggs!
everyone ready for brunch at the church, pastor?
2007-07-15 17:38:06 · answer #8 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wait, wait, those aren't various authority figures!!!! It's my Kung Fu Girl Scouts!!!! I wanted to give you a decent souviener from my vacation.
2007-07-15 17:33:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
cos the Doctor stole the pig and wants his bloody skin back!
2007-07-15 21:02:35 · answer #10 · answered by AtThePub 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋