...Bran muffin that collides with an unstoppable piece of toast, what happens to the nooks and crannies?"
Extra: Ignore all of the factors concerning the jelly and your preferred buttery spread.
2007-07-15 17:08:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Other - Science
This is an allusion to sex, isn't it? The Bran Muffin is obviously the female, and probably has a headache, since she is immovable and just "lies there" during the entire process. The unstoppable toast colliding with her is the male, crashing into the waiting, yielding muffin. I know you said to ignore all the buttery spread business, but they have to be buttered up for proper coition to take place.
The answer to what happens to all the nooks and crannies? They are left sore, but both muffin and toast are quite satisfied.
2007-07-16 05:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bran Muffin is immovable so you wouldn't be able to move it and therefore it wouldn't be the one colliding with the unstoppable piece of toast. However, I suppose all the nooks and crannies would be filled with unstoppable toast crumbs.
2007-07-16 05:04:40 · answer #2 · answered by Leinad K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The toast crumples up as it slams into the bran muffin (like a car hitting a wall). So, I'd imagine the nooks and crannies would crumple up, too, and be lost and enfolded in the crumpled piece of toast.
2007-07-16 00:47:59 · answer #3 · answered by Michael B - Prop. 8 Repealed! 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That must be some indigestible muffin! :D
Nothing in the problem implies that the toast is indestructible. The toast would probably break apart and its pieces, though still moving, would be deflected in their individual directions. The toast (or its fragments) cannot be stopped completely but nothing in the problem says they cannot be slowed down or deflected in their direction.
2007-07-16 01:50:56 · answer #4 · answered by devilsadvocate1728 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the toast would break apart. the pieces would still be moving at their unstoppable speed, but they would not break up the bran muffin.
2007-07-16 10:21:14 · answer #5 · answered by random person 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There wouldn't be any nooks and crannies.
2007-07-16 02:54:29 · answer #6 · answered by less 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question belongs better to word play category.
2007-07-16 00:37:59 · answer #7 · answered by Swamy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No wonder there are so many students that don't finish high school.
2007-07-17 00:14:57 · answer #8 · answered by gatorbait 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but I don't WANT my bran muffin covered with toast....
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:D
PS... I didn't do so well in calculus....
2007-07-16 00:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋