2007-07-15 15:33:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Wrestling
on andre the giant
"andre was on a plane and was trying to fix the thing that hold's your arm?, arm rest?, whatever, so anyway he's trying to ajust it and the flight attendent comes by and say's, can i help you with anything?, he say's yeah, i'll have a screwdriver. So she comes back with an actual screwdriver. Andre looks at her and say's, what would you have gotten me if i asked for a bloody mary? I pulled her to the side and said, lady the next time you have a 7 foot 550 pound man drunk on an airplane, don't give him a wepon."
2007-07-15 17:59:02 · answer #1 · answered by King Lo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When The Rockers broke up on the Barber Shop.. At first they shook hands and hugged. Heenan says "See. Told ya... One without the other isn't any good." Then Michaels kicked him in the head and Heenan said "I knew he was gonna do that." Then Michaels threw him through the glass window and Heenan said "Did you see that? Jannety just tried to jump out the window." This is what made Heenan so funny. He was just so random. He is the best part of each Hall of Fame Ceremony. Remember when he inducted the Blackjacks and pulled that April Fools joke on the audience... If not, watch the DVD. Hilarious.
2007-07-15 15:47:03 · answer #2 · answered by svsuteke57 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many Bobby Heenan's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just the one, ask anyone who was in his stable, eventually, he screwed them all single handedly. (No, this has nothing to do with sex.)
Big John Stud
Andre the Giant
and others
2007-07-15 15:37:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
knock,knock
whos there?
your mo
your mo who?
your momma just went out with Bobby Heenan!
2007-07-15 15:39:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pencil Knecked Geek
2007-07-15 15:37:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
is that the old wrestler
2007-07-15 15:40:06 · answer #6 · answered by Michael M 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋