2007-07-15 12:10:30 · 15 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's an echeesiastical matter. They were fed up with the pilgrims choice of cheese in the cathedral city(not pastorised) and the noise of the baby bels so now give their holy orders (Leerdammer) to a chap lain on the church steps.
2007-07-16 06:00:02 · answer #1 · answered by brainlady 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This question, of vital importance, was put to the bishop last week who said 'aisle think about it.' His Eminence has realeased this statement just today: 'The diet of churchmice keeps them in rood health and any nave who tries to altar it is in peril of their immortal soul.' The church's great benefactor, Lady Chapel, has pledged her ongoing support of the mice diet fund and said she has font memories of feeding the mice when she was a girl. It turns out the clerical error arose from a simple misplaced 'L' in the instructions re: the feeding of mice. Steps have been taken to ensure that no chancel will be allowed to cause problems in the future.
2007-07-15 17:24:26 · answer #2 · answered by Rhiannon H 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you will desire to attempt your Catholic 'aerobics' ordinary of 'stand/kneel/take a seat' in Heaven mutually as playing the harp. do exactly no longer lunge and pluck the strings on the comparable time - you may harm your self! you won't want a multi-nutrition as quickly as you're in Heaven, i'm particular.
2016-10-21 10:00:06 · answer #3 · answered by hardage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-07-15 12:14:42 · answer #4 · answered by Elle_Brooke 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that they eat Angel Cake and pray for cheese, but i could be mistaken ?
2007-07-16 05:28:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if they don't want to affect there organ s else they will be feeling a bit grave.
2007-07-15 12:17:09 · answer #6 · answered by jimbo_thedude 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hang on I`ve just seen one, I`ll ask hymn.... He said `Oh yes, otherwise they would all parish!`
2007-07-16 05:03:45 · answer #7 · answered by *~STEVIE~* *~B~* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you taking the Mickey?
2007-07-16 10:28:27 · answer #8 · answered by Alicat 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They tend to leave a nasty pew behind if they dont.
2007-07-15 15:37:26 · answer #9 · answered by I forget 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good joke.
2007-07-15 12:13:33 · answer #10 · answered by Max A 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋