Confucious.
Next time you read one of those,add "in bed" to the end of the fortune,9 out of 10 times it works!
2007-07-15 12:10:50
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answer #1
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answered by Terri R 6
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Sam Bernstein of the Nisai Cookie Company. He is a Red Chinese sent in to teach us the language of our future - in about 23 years. It will be a welcome change from the Spanish that we are all now learning.
2007-07-15 19:18:22
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answer #2
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answered by ALWAYS GOTTA KNOW 5
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the chinese people!!!!...mmmm, i love fortune cookies, they have 3 different flavors that i know of, chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla
theres a factory in san francisco, they let u buy bags for really cheap, and u get to see how they make them too...okay let me shut up already
2007-07-15 19:12:14
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Because the Chinese are making fun of us , but I love those fortune cookies , they are so fuuny!
2007-07-16 07:54:41
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answer #4
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answered by Flowers 7
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Who Knows!
2007-07-15 19:10:11
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answered by .:xxRachxx:. 5
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people at the Chinese fortune cookie company.
we want them to learn American language so they want us to learn their language
2007-07-15 19:12:36
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answer #6
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answered by StarShine G 7
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it wasn't a fortune it's just a word of wisdom so you can learn different languages
2007-07-15 19:10:22
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answer #7
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answered by @NGEL B@BY 7
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I seen this on tv..on Food Network I think..that show where the guys travels and it always dot dot dot?? lol
He talked to a man that wrote those...
2007-07-15 19:11:37
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answered by ...Tammy... 5
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I do. Its all part of my plan to take over the world...*uses the little MIB thing to erase your memory and doesn't give you a new one*
*Rachel*
2007-07-15 19:10:38
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answered by Anonymous
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b/c they plan on taking the world and the cookies are just mind-control devices used to control our finer-eating establishments....
2007-07-15 19:11:12
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answer #10
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answered by rawr 3
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