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Like when someone disses you or you dissed them...

2007-07-15 11:00:26 · 27 answers · asked by ☆Kay-ster :) ☆ 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

27 answers

Haha, you dropped the soap.

I'll drop the soap on yo mom!

2007-07-15 11:03:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Like when I have a really good comback I got like, "Ohhhh I just gave u a 3rd degree BURN!" get it? cuz if u have a 3rd degree burn its really really bad, and you know how some people say "o burn" if somebody has a really harsh comeback?? Making sence...

Okay so here are some YO MAMA jokes me and my friends do for fun.

Yo mama is soo fat that she had to rent the Atlantic ocean for her swimming pool.
Yo mama is so fat she pours milk in Krogers and eats it for breakfest.
Yo daddy is so stupid when ur mama said it was chilly outside he ran out with a spoon.

Okay so we just had a 'yo mama' fight a couple days ago and those r the only ones I could remember! I think they're pretty stupid ^_^

2007-07-15 18:08:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well you now what you smell like pickles yeah i just made it up cause i dont diss people so yeah!

2007-07-15 18:04:39 · answer #3 · answered by lauraboo 4 · 0 0

That would have to be when I was in an argument with my brother. He got a real good burn in, and I couldn't think of anything to retort with. So, I insulted his hair. The thing is, his head was shaved.

2007-07-15 18:03:08 · answer #4 · answered by A.R.K. 2 · 0 0

I've always liked *Aids Infested Space Herpe* or *How 'bout I rip your ears off and put them in your pockets so you can hear me kicking your ****

2007-07-15 18:04:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A girl had been gossiping about me. I asked her and she denied it. I said "It must have come out of your other face."

2007-07-15 18:03:56 · answer #6 · answered by Saffernellie 6 · 0 0

Why dont u pretend ur a door and I will slam u!

Or...
Your momma
Or...



Wait for it







So is your face.

2007-07-15 18:02:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahaha this guy i knew... he was JUST friends with this guys' girlfriend. honestly just friends, nothing else. no flirting, no touching, nothing. and anyway, the chick's boyfriend confronts my friend and keeps calling him and harrassing him. well my friend gets tired of it and says, "look man.. you're wasting your cell minutes." and the chick's boyfriend says, " MOBILE TO MOBILE *****!" ahahahahaha.

2007-07-15 18:04:30 · answer #8 · answered by ellewoods1990 2 · 0 0

someone at my office said. "well, you'll get yours one day" and she said "well one day would be faster then you ever did anything!" (actually that's a best comeback, but i wanted to share)

2007-07-15 18:03:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you tell them something good and they say " ohhh yeah" haha that has to be the dumbest comeback

2007-07-15 18:03:20 · answer #10 · answered by ♥lois c♥ ☺♥♥♥☺ 6 · 0 1

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