For example, when it doesn't start?
2007-07-15 10:37:11 · 17 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I have a real motor mouth with it. I tire of it not starting. I kicked it once..is that assault and battery? Fuel for thought.
2007-07-15 12:44:57 · answer #1 · answered by Lefty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Always. Madonna sang, "fancy cars won't last" ... well, my beautiful and gentlemanly Guy (that's my car's name) has outlasted 2 boyfriends, 1 cat, and daddy.
Guy is a true gentlemen. He opens the doors for me ... he sings to me and doesn't tell me to shut-up when I sing with the radio ... also, he's reliable and ready to go anywhere at any time. So, yeah, my conversations are "You're so wonderful ... thank you for turning on the lights 4 me ... can we listen to Christina Aguliera again ... or should jam out to the Bloodhound Gang? Are you Italian shoes I bought you fitting well? ... do you have enough oil? ... should we go through the car wash? We got another great parking spot ... good job Guy. Top up or down Guy? Oh, it's going to rain ... then top up 4 sure.
I bet since you're not talking about Italian shoes & oil is the reason that it's not starting. Car's hate to be neglected.
2007-07-15 10:43:49 · answer #2 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All the time
2007-07-15 10:40:00 · answer #3 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure, I confer with my vehicle. pretty in iciness while i myself choose it to start. I say issues like "who's the gorgeous little vehicle? Are you gonna initiate immediately for mommy?" while issues are going ok, i purchase it new air fresheners as a prize, lol. I additionally confer with my motorbike, telling it "Aww who's the gorgeous Harley? So quite and glossy!" My husband says i'm disturbed. Oh properly...
2016-12-10 13:09:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not speak to the car, or speak ill of the car in its presence. Out of earshot, of course I rake her over the coals.
2007-07-15 10:40:45 · answer #5 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but I talk to myself when I'm in my car. Actually, I talk to myself even when I'm not in my car.
2007-07-15 10:45:11 · answer #6 · answered by Strudders67 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that's how she makes it up a big hill or gets going a little faster from the red light.
I know it because it works everytime I try it! :)
2007-07-15 10:40:20 · answer #7 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes my wife and I do all the time We even named it. It was a big purchase for us And we treat her well
2007-07-15 10:45:14 · answer #8 · answered by manoft2001 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always talk to my tootsie! And when she doesn't feel like starting I rub her dash ever so softly.
2007-07-15 10:40:36 · answer #9 · answered by welcome to my world 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep...talk to my car, my dog, my television, my stove, my blender, my coffeemaker, and sometimes even to my wife...cause sometimes she doesn't start either!
2007-07-15 14:02:14 · answer #10 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋