Several years ago, I lived in an apartment on the second floor above a couple. One night when I was walking up the first set of stairs, the man (of the couple living below me) opened up his door and stood in his doorway buck naked...totally nude! I pretended not to see him. Then when I was moving out a month later, he walked up to me and asked me if I needed any help. I said "No."
2007-07-15 08:29:36 · 25 answers · asked by 🐭 cat™ 🐭 7 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
I also used to live in a condo in which you could hear the neighbors through the floors. I lived above a couple who were not exactly friendly with me. Anyway, one late night when I was trying to fall asleep, there was some noises coming from their bedroom, and the husband started singing loudly "Getting to know you, getting to know all about you." I banged my foot on the floor one time in response, and one of them then hit something hard against their ceiling (my floor).
2007-07-15 08:48:47 · update #1
the woman that lived next door came over and asked my to stop talking to my dog, that i was being to loud, i had to ask her to speak a little louder since her a/c unit was running and i had a hard time hearing what she was saying. she got mad and went back home
2007-07-15 08:54:52 · answer #1 · answered by RUSSELLL 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, you folks have some hilarious tales!
The woman that lived next door to use in our old neighborhood used to do her housework completely naked. She had a big picture window in her living room and would turn the lights on and sloooooowly vacuum and dust the room. All the neighbor boys would stand in front of her house watching her. This happened almost every day. Once her husband came home early and saw what was happening and within 2 days, they'd moved out, lock, stock and barrel. I wonder if she "entertained" the neighbor boys in her new neighborhood...
2007-07-15 09:16:08 · answer #2 · answered by Clare 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Our houses were very very close together, our bedroom window was about 4 feet from their fenced yard.
They had a trampoline next to the fence, like 5 feet from our window,
At 2:00 and 3:00am, the neighbors were jumping up and down yelling loudly on their trampoline, having a great time, acting like it was noon or something. She had to be up at 5:00 at work at 6:00am
This happened three times, so I finally yelled out the window to knock it off
When my wife knocked on her door about 9:00 AM she yelled thru the door she was sleeping and could not come open it up to talk about right now, so my Italian wife told her what she thought about that situation - talking to the closed door.
Next day a not was pinned to my front door telling me we were insensitive to her since she was suffering from breast cancer and cut her slack
2007-07-15 08:43:26 · answer #3 · answered by Renegade 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Both are kinda scary.
We were having lunch one day when shadows crossed our windows. We looked out, it was the SWAT team raiding the house next door! It turned out the neighbor's new boyfriend was a gang leader wanted on drug manufacturing and dealing charges!
At another place the neighbors downstairs had their power turned off, so they started a "campfire" in the middle of their living room to heat the place up. We were lucky it didn't spread!
2007-07-15 08:40:41 · answer #4 · answered by Arwen 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A long time ago our neighbors were taking care of our house while we were on vacation. We had to return early because of bad weather where we were so they were not expecting us. Before we left, we told them that they could feel free to use our hot tub, because they didn't have one and always admired ours. Anyway, when we came home, they were in it, which wasnt a problem, the problem was that they were having SEX in OUR HOT TUB! So we just all pretended like nothing had happened. Very awkward moment!!
2007-07-15 08:33:32 · answer #5 · answered by Myself 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In the Summer of 1992, in Southern California...
The house next door was a rental house. So ever couple of monthes a new family would move in.
So, new neighbors. Young family. I left my window open, they left their window open. I heard them trying to do it. I say "trying" because, the funniest line I ever heard the wife say "Play with it if you can't get it up." I started laughing, They heard me laughing and they slammed their window shut.
Before that, I would hear them moaning and the springs on their bed squeeking.
2007-07-15 08:40:12 · answer #6 · answered by InTROLLigent 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When my ex roommate & I were looking for an apt to rent we couldnt get anyone to rent to us. No rental history they kept saying. Fine, so we rented a small house for a year to obtain rental history....We kept wondering wy our dang water bill was so high! Turns out the neighbors ACROSS the street were stealing our water! Not too long after that one of those same neighbors...(omg...I still can't believe we stayed there for a year!) came running up and down the sidewalk pointing a rifle at anyone he came across!!!! Needless to say that year did not go by fast enough!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-21 17:16:28 · answer #7 · answered by Jo-Jo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A neighbour from my old neighbourhood, locked himself & his wife out of the house with only her wearing a T shirt . . . .I was a locksmith for about 10 years & always got weird calls....but not from my neighbors!! They sppppp spppp over the fence & I had to leave my party & go over while he hid behind her and I picked the lock and get them in the house. I was laughing the entire time : ) We never let them forget that!
2007-07-23 03:08:43 · answer #8 · answered by ~Quixotic~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Several years ago we rented a house and the backyard was quite elevated. We were outside one warm evening and the neighbour had left his blinds up.
He was having sex with a female rubber doll and whipping it at the same time with a small riding crop.
Since then every time I see a horse race with the riders using their whips i keep remembering that weirdo.
2007-07-18 13:10:05 · answer #9 · answered by gazza t 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I live in a suburban-type neighborhood. My neighbor was a gardening fanatic for a while and she would put in chicken coops to "fertilize" an area of the yard for a while and then move them around. It was like Green Acres in the burbs.
2007-07-15 08:33:02 · answer #10 · answered by Jack 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One night they have been under the impression of alcohol...ok, no longer in easy terms one night, yet this one night specially...and it grow to be for the period of election season (Ever word it particularly is often election season on FoxNews?), and that they have been going around the community and swapping marketing campaign signs and indicators. The humorous area grow to be status at my window and gazing them cover at the back of timber and wood as though they have been Black Ops or some thing...LOL
2016-12-10 13:03:07 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋