YOU BET I AM....Today has been the happiest I've been in weeks. How about you???
2007-07-15 06:44:42 · 12 answers · asked by LARGE MARGE 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i ain't happy, cuz there just ain't no end in sight, and every time i get happy, some glob, knocks it right out of me...and yahhooo, goes along with it, a damn shame.
2007-07-15 09:08:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Let me introduce you to Jack Schitt
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,
'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,
And they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six chidren, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
2007-07-15 13:51:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hi Marge! I am so happy that you are happy! Today is my daughter's 2nd birthday! She's napping now, but when she wakes up, she will see her brand new pink drum kit and ice cream cake. My sister flew in for the weekend. I've got to say, life is grand. We are all happy here!
2007-07-15 13:51:34 · answer #3 · answered by -- 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am so happy to hear that! I can tell by the big smile on your face.
I hope you day continues to be perfect and the week coming is just as good!
Take care Marge.
2007-07-15 13:52:47 · answer #4 · answered by MomToDavid 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happy as Buk at a sausage convention? I'm glad you're happy again.
2007-07-15 13:58:06 · answer #5 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, Marge...glad to hear it,,,actually, I am more aggravated than I've been in weeks today....happy one of us is having a good day!!!
2007-07-15 13:52:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice to see you smiling Marge. The pig seems happier to me.
2007-07-15 13:47:35 · answer #7 · answered by collynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
same here. i actually had a tear in my eye. i'm glad someone else is as happy as i am to see he came back.
2007-07-15 14:04:17 · answer #8 · answered by frostbite 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i am so happy for you!!!
i was happy.till somebody was very rude to me!!and i'm just trying to control my anger!!!
2007-07-15 13:59:09 · answer #9 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol a pig in..sh..? well you sure raised a 'stink' and are very entitled to enjoy the aftermath....= ) lol
2007-07-15 13:51:26 · answer #10 · answered by blueJean 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋