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I just read that 80% of shark attacks were not provoked.
And how does that make any sense? Who provokes a shark?
When i hear that i imagine some bastard from New Jersey trying to pick a fight with a shark..

"HEY SHARK, YOU WANNA PIECE O ME???
THIS SEA AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR DA BOTH OF US CAPECE?"

what is this??!

2007-07-15 06:42:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel Africa & Middle East Lebanon

12 answers

LoooooooooooooooooooooooooL:

Thanks for starting my week off with a laugh !

Sometimes I am sure that the people who write this sort of stuff don't realise just what they are saying. Your question conjures up images of someone prodding a poor peaceful shark with a big stick to get him angry !

For goodness sake ! As if anyone with half a brain would even want to be in the same part of the ocean as a shark !

2007-07-15 10:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

How many shark attacks do you get out there in Oklahoma?

2007-07-15 06:46:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I know I shouldn't but..lol..yeah, provoking a shark.

2007-07-15 06:45:50 · answer #3 · answered by DeCaying_Roses 7 · 1 0

Somebody was watching that one guy on Comedy Central. I saw that joke on Friday Night Stand-up.

2007-07-15 06:46:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

lol this isnt dane cook i think he was watching a bit too much russ meneve lol

and yea it was on comedy central i was watching friday night stand up too lol :P
good stuff

2007-07-15 06:52:39 · answer #5 · answered by ABANDONED 5 · 0 0

i think it is steve erwins ghost having a bit of fun....you know, sending sharks after others... criky

2007-07-15 06:45:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Didn't Dane Cook do this one? Get some original material man!

2007-07-15 06:45:34 · answer #7 · answered by sweet_trillian 2 · 2 3

people dont stay out there way..people want to swim with them, poking at them

2007-07-15 06:48:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Maybe they try to pet them?

2007-07-15 06:45:22 · answer #9 · answered by eniles21 3 · 2 0

ur a live bait.

2007-07-15 06:44:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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