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2007-07-15 00:27:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Cleaning & Laundry
Darling maybe you should be asking *how do i wipe my @rse correctly* :)
2007-07-15 00:32:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Yes Dear, you do need to wipe your butt better. But I understand that sometimes you may not make it to the potty in time and this can leave skid marks. Use Tide laundry detergent, and add a scopp od Oxy Clean to the load. Wash in hot water, cold rinse and they undies should come out clean unless the stains are set in. In that case, buy new underwear, but wash in the solution I reccommended.
2007-07-15 01:36:41 · answer #2 · answered by dog whisperer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, for starters learning to wipe your butt might help the cause ! In doing better laundry and maybe finding a gf. Most woman I know don't like mudbutt. As for your skivvies you might want to throw them away... No girl wants to see nasty skivvies.... Good luck.. Soap isn't your only problem.... However, you might want to consider Tide w/ bleach.. if your skivvies are white you might want to use hot water/cold rinse and 1c of household bleach.. Or buy dark/black underwear !
2007-07-15 01:10:22 · answer #3 · answered by pebblespro 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not just wear them once & chuck them away - hey presto no tedious laundry to contend with. You could do this with all your clothes, as soon as they get a little whiffy, sling them in the bin and start again. Added bonus - with all the new clothes you'll be buying you'll always be wearing the latest fashions! Your popularity will know no bounds.
2007-07-15 02:37:33 · answer #4 · answered by Steel Lady 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
buy many pairs of brown trousers and start going commando. just make sure that you get trousers with elasticated waistbands or you could get the whole foreskin/zipper problem.
and if you are thinking that brown elastic waisted trousers will do nothing for your sex appeal, don't worry. there is always someone on a saturday night who is so plastered they will give you a go....and if all else fails some pub vending machines now stock inflatable sheep in suspenders.
2007-07-15 00:57:27 · answer #5 · answered by Rags 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL. New detergent out now just for that purpose called "Go 'n' wash", gets rid of all evidence Richard III ever visited your trolleys!
I'm sure your lack of a partner and the state of your briefs are not linked?
2007-07-15 00:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by Avon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just remember - "You can do a poo with kandoo"
In other words, some kandoos will sort you out nicely ;)
Keep some in your bathroom. As well as being useful, the fruity ones also have a nice taste =]
2007-07-15 00:49:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
By now, I expect your pants could probably get up and walk about on their own. Send them down to the launderette with a note and a fiver!
2007-07-15 00:37:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Anything at all in your washing machine..Even fairy liquid,but not too much or you will never get rid of the bubbles..Also change your underpants often
2007-07-15 00:45:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried not wearing any? or you could keep them just for every day wear and keep a clean pair for best, you know, just to impress the ladies.
aNDY
2007-07-15 00:46:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use a hammer and bolster and chip them out.
lol
Good Luck
2007-07-15 00:30:35 · answer #11 · answered by steven l 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋