and realized that there was no more dam tissue
2007-07-13 16:26:17 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would take the cardboard, put it between my butt cheeks, pull up my panties, go get a box of Kleenex from another room, take it back to the bathroom, pull down my panties, take the cardboard from in between my butt cheeks, fold it in half, take some Kleenex's and wrap them around the folded cardboard, throw it in the trash, wipe myself with the Kleenex's, flush the toilet, wash my hands, take some Kleenex's, open the door using them and go about my business!
2007-07-13 18:07:22 · answer #1 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I keep a copy of the 9-11 Commission Report in the bathroom for just such an occasion!!! I am thinking about getting Hillary Clinton's book next in case I have a problem!
2007-07-13 16:30:11 · answer #2 · answered by Yahoo S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I take it in small doses from the boyfriend, I supply a number of it back. Its' all stable nevertheless; I p.c.. my battles wisely. maximum individuals ought to submit with a splash crap now and then, its noted as existence.
2016-10-21 05:22:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd empty out a bottle of spray cleaner or an older bottle of shampoo, rinse it, fill it with water, and use it as a poor man's bidet.
2007-07-13 16:29:18 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it were my own house I would get up and get some. If I were in public(which I don't poop in public) I would put my pants on and go in another stall. But in reality I would check for toliet papet first. Always do.
2007-07-13 16:29:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
scream "i'm not taking this crap anymore! just give me some godd*mn tissue and i'll remove the gun from your head!"
2007-07-13 16:29:17 · answer #6 · answered by My sweet & labyrinthine. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tissue? What is this "Tissue" you speak of?
2007-07-13 16:29:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hop in the shower, and wash really really good, lol.
2007-07-13 17:43:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!! Better see if you have any napkins or paper towel before you get in there!! That is funny!!
2007-07-13 16:50:13 · answer #9 · answered by Lori F 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get in the shower!
2007-07-13 16:35:59 · answer #10 · answered by *SexXyLuV* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋